Answer the door, naked

From Create Your Own Story

Emboldened by your earlier success, you quickly strip off your clothing, kicking your underwear aside just before reaching the door. Triumphantly, you swing the door open, thinking how impressive all this must be to Li... er, wait, your Landlady?!?! Accompanying her is one of your cities finest, who informs you that he is paying you this visit because they have evidence of you stealing your Landlady's wifi signal.

Instinctively, you take a step out of your doorway to plead with her to drop the charges. This mere step outside allows the officer to arrest you for indecent exposure, in addition to the theft of services charge.

The End