Ah crap! You don't know astrophysics!

From Create Your Own Story

The dogs wanted a lesson in astrophysics, but you don't know anything like that!

You try to play it cool and tell them to wait there, while you leave for a moment.

Haha, suckers! You have no intention of coming back!

You open the door and...

you're looking down at a view of the earth, high up in space! How is this possible? you think. Am I in a spaceship?

You look around to see that:

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