"Someone in need of tech support."

From Create Your Own Story

"Then ye've dialed the wrong number. I'm a pirate cap'n, not tech support. Ye want me t' transfer yer call t' 415?"

You reply:

• "Yes, please transfer me to 415."
• "No, I'd like to chat with you for a while."

The Many Rooms
Location	The duck's cubicle