Say "Officer! Something terrible is going on, we need help!"

From Create Your Own Story

"Back away, sir. Drop your weapons and remain calm." the officer blurts in a loud voice, obviously concerned and bewildered.

You and Hugo drop the cleaver and saute-pan, and hang your arms by your side and step back. "Okay," the officer begins "now slowly tell me what happened to you three."

Hugo blurts out "My chef at work turned into a fuckin' Zombie bruh! Right in front'a my damn eyes! He started bleedin' and foamin' and lunged at me so I whacked him with the frying pan."

Hugo immediately realizes how insane he sounds.

"err... a zombie?" the cop asks incredulously, now looking nervous and putting his hand on his holster.

"It's true!" you and Jane both chime in unison. You continue, "while he was dealing with that, I was killing a different zombie that was attacking this waitress and I!"

At this point the cop says "listen, I don't know what the fuck you kids are trying to pull, but we're going to need to put you in an interrogation room while we figure this all out, and go check out your story." then he continues, "You're not under arrest but you are being detained. Sorry, but you've just said people have died."

"We understand" you state.

Before heading to the room, Jane asks if she can have a cup of water, and the cop says yes, so you ask for a cigarette and then Hugo asks for one too. A deputy walks you to the interrogation room. Four office chairs, a table, and a spotlight. You each sit down, with the look of fear burnt into your faces. Soon after, a pretty faced female officer brings the three of you water, cigarettes, and an ashtray.

You all breathe erratic sighs of relief. For the moment, you're safe. Yet, the horror of what just happened coupled with the doubt of it being real is toying with you.

What do you do?

discuss the zombies

or

smoke your cigarette silently and ponder mentally

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