Pawns of the King

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Pawns of the King was an attempt too truly recreate the environment of King Bio's Comics. The plot of Pawns of the King was originally more dramatic, but eventually became what was released.

Filler GMan appeared occasionally.

King SweaterHead has waited three weeks for his Pizza to be delivered by the Flying Pink Monkey and when the monkey finally shows up Beca borrows $6.71 from him. The monkey also gives Avery a Flame Thrower and he sets the room on fire and the government confiscates the fire but leaves the actual flame thrower and Neuralizes everybody and Master Chief steals KS's pizza and then somehow Lehatu stole it, possibly before the monkey even delivered it, so KS asked GMan where the emu was and Tioh changed the sprites to Rayg and Metroid and Ghost Suit KS gets a Virus and while looking for the cure, gets destracted by Lehatu and the pizza and then gets attacked by the SA-X so Fakedoctor tries to get Samus to fuck KS but fails due to KS-X and GMan's conquest of the giant monkey man and the ninth dimension. While trapped it KS-X's brain, which looks like the city in a Sonic Advanced game, Samus attacks Lehatu because he did not help her use the shinespark but blows herself up because he is useful. KS-X shows up and Fakedoctor uses his remote control to escape and KS-X kills Lehatu but Conscience thinks he should be taking over the world but King SweaterHead only cares about his pizza but is infuriated to find the box empty so he goes to kill Master Chief but Samus had the pizza all along because she needed comfort food after Fakedoctors verbal sexual harrasement but in his rage, KS-X kills the pizza, but it is saved by Moon_Light who then demands to be a blue robot so KS-X turns him into Mega Man so Anthony steals the pizza for some reason and Shiny Time Travelling Guy tells Anthony and Moon_Light that the past is in trouble while KS-X goes to get the pizza and falls on the floor from the ceiling because hell was in the attic and after an indeterment amount of time he is ripped apart and put into stasic. The pizza is the IV. Or rather, the box is.

Beca...

• Two comics were made following a different version of the Pawns of the King storyline.