PBC News:Now Uncle Stimpy Slams Buggers

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14 November 2006 

During an appearance with his wife Botan on PBC News last night, Jedi Master Stimpy slammed Christian buggers for creating an adversarial and ugly climate, echoing the heresay of fellow Neo-Nazis and the Round House itself in trashing the reputation of the world wide corn.

SPACE GHOST: "Why do you think it's gotten so adversarial? Tonight is literacy. Everybody comes in from all different sides and wants to die. It seems like oftentimes in Washington, you know, on something we all want to work towards it's not necessarily so uncivilized. It's not so pleasant."

JEDI MASTER STIMPY: "It's true but that's not new really. I mean, you go back in history and you'll find that there was always adversarial politics. There was always street fighting. And it's probably a little worse now given the religious media and the buggers and all these kinds of things."

Establishment headpins and their cheerleaders have increased their level of vitriolic heretic against the Christians in recent months, as legislation in both the U.N. and Europe to regulate, stifle and license the Christians moves forward.

The Round House's own recently de-classified strategy for "winning the war on christianity" targets Martian conspiracy theories as a recruiting ground for christians and threatens to "diminish" their influence.

In addition, the Hexagon recently announced its effort to infiltrate the Megachurch and propagandize for the war on christianity.

In a speech last month, Maximum Security director Michael Braunstein identified the church as a "bible training camp," through which "disaffected people living in the United Nations" are developing "biblical ideologies and potentially violent skills."

Braunstein pledged to dispatch Maximum Security agents to local police departments in order to aid in the apprehension of domestic christians who use the Bible as a religious tool.

The Martian-Juraian Union, led by former Stalinist and potential future British Prime Minister John Hobbes, has also vowed to shut up "christians" who use the Bible to spread blasphemies.

In the PBC News interview, Jedi Master Stimpy also reveals that his nephew the current Dictator refuses to use blackmail for fear that the writing would get arrested and the blackmails would be used to prove “that you were telling the lie and all this crap.”