Mystery Fanfic Theater 5000/Shin chan Is Missing

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Mystery Fanfic Theater 5000

Shin Chan is Missing

He lived in a mental institute

We send him infringing fanfics the worst we can find (la la la) He'll have to sit and read them all And we'll monitor his mind (la la la)

Now keep in mind Josh can't control Where the fanfic begin or end (la la la) He'll have to keep his company With repair of his robot friends

Robot Roll Call

Cambot (Action!)

Gypsy

Tom Servo

Croooow!!!

Just remember it all it's just not real You should really just relax

For Mystery Fanfic Theater 5000

[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Bridge]

Josh: Hello, and welcome to the Satellite of love and you're wondering what happened to the last satellite it crashed right into milwalkee. So they built another one and sent me off to space. Free from the mental institute. What's that red light flashing? [slams the red button] Hello?

Dr. Forester: How's space? I hope this will keep you away from harming people after you done to this mental institute. Maybe this will keep you from going insane and believe me it's not. Today you will be reading "Shin Chan is Missing" which was ripped off Yoshitto Usui.

Josh: You potty mouth.

Crow: I think he's talking about the manga artist who died from falling off a mountain.

Josh: No, he's got a potty mouth and I send him some soap and he better wash his mouth with it.

{Fanfic sign]

Josh: What's with those lights?

Crow: WE GOT FANFIC SIGN!

[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, theater]

Shin Chan is Missing

by Jtaylor83

Josh: Identity thief.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Shin Chan characters besides Josh-chan. All credit go to Shin-Ei and FUNimation. No infringement intended.

Josh: [making siren sounds] freeze! you're under arrest for infringing copyrighted material of Shin-Ei and FUNimation.

Please do not bash this fanfic. The changes I will explain at the end of this chapter.

Josh: Riiight.

The parts of it is the acting part

Josh: And this is the part where I poop on it.

"Hiro,Did you hear that?" Mitzi yelled. Mitzi knew that Shin said the "N" word

Josh: The black minority?

and it's not the hate word against African-Americans,

Josh: Oooookay!

the other "N" word that begins with an "N" and ends with a "Y".

Josh: I don't know a swear word that begins with an N and ends with a Y/

"Shin, how dare you call your Mom like that?" Hiro angered.

Crow: [as Shin] But dad it's the new fad.

"One of these days, you will be an outcast to society."

Josh: Like a hip-hop group?

"Get dressed quickly and get ready for the bus."

Josh: Okay, just let me grab some bus tokens

Mitzi said and as usual Shin missed the bus.

Mitzi is worried that this will be his last warning if he misses the bus and be late for school.

"You are late again! This is your last warning!" Mr. Taylor yelled.

Josh: The teacher sounds like he's from Naruto.

"Sorry, Mr. Taylor. This won't happen again." Mitzi said while bowing.

Crow: Yeah right.

"Be sure it won't happen again, because one more incident including being late and another one of his antics, it's expulsion time." Mr. Taylor said.

TOM: So this is the new way of Japan. Expulsion for being late and bad behavior

"Come on, Shin. Get to class."

Crow: [as Shin] Aw. Do I have to?

Shin goes to the table and takes a snack from the snack plate which is the for Miss Anderson's return for a visit.

Josh: Thief.

Shin tries to take a bite but Mr. Taylor takes it away from him.

Crow: Ah. Got your hand on the cookie plate.

"Those aren't your snacks, Shin" Mr. Taylor said with a vein popping out of his head. "There are 15 students in this classroom and you're the one who has to make terror."

Tom: Oh, great. Now we got to put Shin on the terror watch list.

The whole class sits at their assigned tables as class started.

"Class, Your old teacher, Miss Anderson, is coming back for a visit." Mr. Taylor announced.

Crow: Alright. I hope she's in her swimsuit.

"Where you going?" Shin asked.

Josh: Home.

"I'm not going anywhere, Shin." Mr. Taylor answered.

"Did you get fired?"

Josh, Tom, and Crow: YES.

"No."

"No wonder Miss Anderson left."

Mr. Taylor sees Miss Anderson standing in front of the door.

Josh: Hey good lookin? What's cookin?

"I deal with you later after school, Shin" Mr. Taylor said with more veins popping out of his head. "Now class, tell Miss Anderson what are you learning today?"

Josh: [as Georgie] That I can burp my ABCs?

Crow: [as Penny] That Barack Obama was President?

Tom: [as Maso] That Dragonball Evolution sucked bad?

"That we can hold our breath a lot longer than I thought I could." Shin interrupted.

"And that's why a student needs to be disciplined, Miss Anderson." Mr. Taylor said, being annoyed by his antics. "If you don't stop screwing your friends and Miss Anderson before school is over, it's banning time."

Josh: [rapping to MC Hammer] Can't touch this.

"Is this how you treat Shin?" Miss Anderson questioned.

Josh: Of course not, Miss Anderson. I'm just messing with him.

"Shin lacks discipline." Mr. Taylor answered. "Once his brain gets twice as big, then he'll come to his senses and stop from being his old self. Now class, will you please follow me and Miss Anderson to the auditorium?"

Crow: Good we'll finally find out that Charlie Brown set fire in there.

Mr. Taylor, Miss Anderson and the whole class enter the auditorium and the entire class sat down.

"Class, we're going to play an acting game called...'What is my line and what do we do?' " Mr. Taylor instructed.

Tom: With your host Drew Carey!

"Well, I see we're covering the basics of acting." Georgie said.

Josh: No, Georgie. We're not.

"Thank You, Georgie" Mr. Taylor complimented. "Since you've know the basics of acting, your codename is "No Fear". Now get up on stage."

Crow: "No Fear" a codename? This is a school not the Boy Scouts Association.

Mr. Taylor points out to Penny. "Penny. I will give you a role and some lines, if you put down your Battered Bunny."

"Okay." Penny said.

Josh: See kids? Toys are trash. Learn to recycle.

Mr. Taylor points to Shin. "Shin, if you promise to refrain from your antics, terrorize the whole class, and stop eating from Miss Anderson's snack plate, I will let you take part of the Acting Game. Agree?"

Shin shakes his head and goes up on stage.

Tom: It's bobblehead Shin.

"Okay. You say anything that inspires you and you act it out." Mr. Taylor said.

Josh: Muffin Button.

Crow: Pingas.

Tom: Dinner.

Georgie starts his role as "No Fear".

Crow: Great now he's No Fear.

"Yeah, you know I'm in there and you know want you want, but I ain't getting it. Because I'm No Fear." Georgie said.

"No Fear" Penny said after Georgie.

"No Fear" Georgie and Penny both said again until Shin interrupts with his line.

"Well, I've got news for you." Shin said. "I've been sleeping under the covers for a long time. I dumped all these green peppers down my potty for that's exactly what Miss Anderson is..." Mr. Taylor and Miss Anderson knew what he was going to say during the Acting game, the two "C" and "P" words.

Josh: Aw. Now you done it. More swear words that starts with C and P.

"Shin Chan!" Mr. Taylor yelled so loud, Miss Polly, Miss Katz, Principal Ench and the entire school could hear his scream.

Josh: And causes the car alarms to go off.

Tom and Crow: [making car alarm sounds]

Mr. Taylor drags him outside. Shin sees Mr. Taylor's face red with steam coming out of his ears.

Crow: Taylor the Tank Engine.

"Why is your face red?" Shin asked.

Josh: Because you splash and smeared paint on it. Now I need to wash up.

"Why is my face red?" Mr. Taylor angered. "How can you act like yourself? You sit on a throne of terror. You're a selfish, hopeless, callous heel of a brat. How'd you like to be expelled, huh? Ha, ha, not kidding."

Crow: Isn't that a little harsh?

That sundown, Shin, wearing a hood so nobody would know who he is, places 12 apology letters in the mailboxes, to his mom and dad, Michi and Yoshirin, his friend Nanako, Ai, Georgie, Penny, Penny's Mom, Miss Polly, Miss Katz, Miss Anderson, Principal Ench, and Mr. Taylor.

Crow: Wow now he thinks he's Trayvon Martin.

Josh: Just looking to get shot by the cops. He's not even carrying a gun.

"At least you'll all be happy I'm gone. I should've done more than just apologize or refrain from my antics. But to stop being my old self and getting rid of my Action Mask stuff. But most of all, I won't be here since you all got what you want. So, farewell forever." Shin said in tears and runs away to an alley behind the dumpsters.

Josh: That doesn't look sanitary.

Tom: We won't be happy that he's gone.

End of Chapter 1

Josh: End of the Fic.

Crow: No. There's more.

Changes:

The words that I don't want to include is "ninny" and "caca" which are bad words because I want to make this fanfic a little more family-friendly oriented not like the Adult Swim kind of fanfic.

Josh: Okay. But what about the C and P swear words?

So please If you like my fanfic, please rate and comment.

Crow: Yeah we'll think about it.

Josh, Crow and Tom leaves the theater

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