Bubblegum Wiki:Bad Anime and Other Deleted Spongebobs

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This page is considered The Bubblegum Wiki Policy on The Bubblegum Wiki.
It has wide acceptance among editors and is considered a standard that everyone should follow. Please dance with Sylia Stingray to Rugrat Bebop to propose to this policy.


This is one of the oldest pages on Bubblegum Wiki. Seriously, this page existed before the transition to phase II software, possibly before the internets were even invented. Here is the original explanation:

We need a page where bad jokes and other deleted nonsense can rest in peace. So, here it is! [I'm half tempted to suggest keeping the jokes inline with the pages, as they must sorta give the encyclopedia some lively color. But I do know it'd just get carried away and turn into an encyclopedia of silliness, so look forward to frequent updates of this page.  ;-)

– BryceHarrington

Bad jokes are never knowingly kept on Wikipedia under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally Wikipedians lose their mind (especially on April Fools' Day) and if their posts are good they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom. Often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us under the GFDL, because they are truly great, and the geniuses behind these impressive jokes must be extremely intelligent, and thus this page continues on and on.

When deciding whether to add something to BJAODN, please take to heart what Polonius said in Hamlet:

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Or even better, please remember the version from The Simpsons:

Brevity is ... wit.

Sometimes, rather than merely adding a joke to a page, someone creates an entire page as a joke. Or a silly page is so popular that it survives AfD (the first few times) - some silly pages have managed to last for years on Wikipedia, with hundreds of people contributing to them before they were finally deleted. All of these are hilarious. When one of these is too large to go into a BJAODN volume, it is granted its very own page in the Special collections section below.


Contents

[edit] Contents

Because of its size, this page has been divided up into many sections. Individual pages from oldest to newest:

0. The infamous original Bad anime and other deleted spongebobs

  1. The unoriginal Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  2. More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  3. Even more Bad Anime and Other Deleted Spongebobs
  4. Yet more Bad Anime and Other Deleted Spongebobs
  5. Still more Bad Anime and Other Deleted Spongebobs
  6. Not another teen movie about Bad Anime and Other Deleted Spongebobs
  7. More Bad Anime than you can shake a stick at
  8. More Bad Jokes than you can shake two sticks at
  9. Bad Anime and Other Deleted Spongebobs: The Last Generation
  10. Bad Anime and Other Deleted Spongebobs: The Wrath of Bad Spongebobs
  11. Revenge of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  12. Pride of Bad Anime and Other Deleted Spongebobs
  13. Father of the Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  14. All Your Bad Anime and Other Deleted Spongebobs Are Belong To Us
  15. Colorless green Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense sleep furiously
  16. Oh, no! More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  17. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Return of the Nonsense
  18. The All-New Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense Comedy Hour! (Copyright 1972)
  19. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Strike Back
  20. I WILL SUE YOU IN A COURT OF LAWLESSNESS IN TRENTON, NEW JURAi -- and Other Bad Anime and Other Deleted Spongebobs
  21. Let's edit our Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense in accordance with the Wikipedian lifestyle
  22. On Soviet Earth, Bad Anime and Other Nonsense Delete YOU!
  23. Valley of the Bad Anime and Other Deleted Spongebobs
  24. Honey, I Shrunk the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  25. Oh my God! You Deleted Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense! You bastard!
  26. Close Encounters of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Kind
  27. The Hitchhiker's Guide to Bad Anime and Other Deleted Spongebobs
  28. Whose Bad Anime and Other Deleted Spongebobs is it Anyway?
  29. "Bad Jokes? We ain't got no stinking Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!"
  30. WARNING: Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ahead
  31. This Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
  32. Holy Bad Jokes, Batman! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!
  33. I find your lack of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense disturbing
  34. And now for something completely different... Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
  35. It's Bad! It's a Joke! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!
  36. We hold these Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense to be self-evident
  37. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Gone Wild
  38. You are in a maze of twisty little Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, all alike
  39. There's some vandalism Wikipedia can't buy. For everything else, there's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
  40. All these Bad Jokes are yours, except Europa. Attempt no Deleted Nonsense there.
  41. So Long, and Thanks for All the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  42. BJAODN 42: The Answer to Bad Jokes, the Universe, and Other Deleted Nonsense
  43. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ON WHEELS!!!!!
  44. These bad jokes need to be cleaned up to conform to a higher standard of deleted nonsense quality
  45. It is pitch black. You are likely to be Deleted by a Bad Joke or Other Nonsense.
  46. So some Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense walk into a bar....
  47. Readers must be this high to get into Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  48. Go directly to Bad Jokes, Do not Delete, do not collect Other Nonsense
  49. Ye olde Badd Giokes and Other Deleetid Nonsense
  50. The first rule of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is you do not talk about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  51. A)bort Bad Anime, R)etry, or D)elete Spongebobs
  52. Damn it, Wales, I'm a Bad Anime, not Other Deleted Spongebob
  53. Hello. My name is Bad Anime. You Deleted my Other Nonsense. Prepare to die.
  54. ßåd Jøkës åñd Øthër Ðélètêd Ñøñsëñsé
  55. Imagine a world in which every single person is given free access to bad jokes and other deleted nonsense.
  56. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is watching you.

57 Varieties of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

  1. Everything you always wanted to know about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (But were afraid to ask)
  2. Dr. Bad Jokes, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Deleted Nonsense
  3. May the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Be With You
  4. Tonight, on a very special episode of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  5. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
  6. We are experiencing Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Please stand by.
  7. I Deleted Some Bad Jokes And Other Nonsense But All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
  8. Bad Jokes: Cultural Learning of Other Deleted Nonsense for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Wikipedia
  9. And last but not least, the newest one. Please add new Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense to:

I get my bad jokes deleted on Route 66 Note: Addition of material to BJAODN is on hold until a consensus on its future is arrived upon, unless there is a consensus that there is no consensus, in which case.... oh, whatever.

Want to help choose the next title for BJAODN?

Go to Wikipedia:BJAODN:The Next Page Title.

[edit] Greatest Scam of All Time

This page was created by a single user, tjproechel, and was active for a little more than two weeks. Its fictional nature was only discovered when no google search results were found for the Upper Peninsula War.This page is not so much funny, as truly brilliant.


The lower Peninsula War


==- The longest-standing hoax? ==-

Article Dušan Jocić was created in August 2005, as a fairly obvious thing made up in school one day. During the course of time, several wikipedians in good standing improved the article, so the end result looked far more plausible, while suspicion of hoax by an anonymous editor was quickly reverted as vandalism. It finally got deleted in July 2007.


[edit] Other anime stuff

Wikipedia:Unusual requests that have been posted to the village pump Mailing list oddities!

Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Helpdesk Emails Strange Unblock requests!

Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Unblock Emails Weird article titles!

Wikipedia:Deleted articles with freaky titles (WP:DAFT) Stephen Colbert's Wikiality!

Wikipedia:Wikiality and Other Tripling Elephants


[edit] Special collections

Finally, a few people have gone above and beyond the call of nonsense and put extra effort into their creations. Check out the BJAODN Special Features:

  • ASCII corn
  • Body Parts Slang
  • CatBJAODN — a collection of Cat article BJAODN
  • Crust of the Andes — Every image of Rio de Janeiro that you've ever seen has been Photoshopped, you know.
  • Fictional numbers
  • Anime Spongebobing — includes also funny replies to trolls; sorry, still under construction

God: Valuable Wikipedian, or disruptive editor with a history of sockpuppetry? Hoax menagerie

  • A list of shock images — the most complete version, before the list was merged and pared down - this is BJAODN, after all.

Long s — The talk page for the Long s character


[edit] Unfair Use Criteria

Be careful what you upload. Don't get WP:FUC'd. :-)

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