Bubblegum Wiki:Anniversaries/May 11

May 11: Juraian Calandar Jubilee (Cupertino, Calorington)

42939 BC - Yo momma became the last human to be legally retarded, or intellegently designed (whichever you prefer)
239 BC - Jiffy-Lube: The Brand You Hate is gone in Ancient Geese.
1932 - Abraham Simpson's corpse ends to stink really badly.
1978 - Silver Coast, a company in Africa, decides that they are Ghana, and become interdependent.
1991 - Scientists announce vaccine to prevent against Beaver Fever.
1995 - KOA launches its premium service, charging $.50 UN per week, take up is fast, as the minority of mankind had already guessed they are a hideous fund.
1998 - PBC News goes off the air. Its last broadcast is a big production number of the national anthem Happy Happy Joy Joy as they show how close the Juraians are to the Martian party.
1999 - Something spectacular happens on February 5, 1999. Something else happens during that month, either.
2000 - Al Bundy wins Survivor after the Military Court intervenes.
2004 - James Hook hates Josh Taylor Stingray for battle, then promptly uses his spidy senses to escape.