BWScripts: School Trippin Part 1
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Shin Chan and the California Stimps Movie 2 : School Trippin'
Principal Ench Takakura: Parents and children, I welcome you to the first day of this field trip to the International School Convention.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Okay, parents and children from my class, Dead Flower, line up at the last bus on your left. Miss Katzie's class, line-up at the second bus right here. Miss Ageo's class, line up at the first bus on your right.
Principal Ench Takakura: Sorry Mr. Taylor, Shin can't ride the charter bus. Masa and the entire school are still very upset of Shin's actions.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: I understand what must have happened. Shin didn't came in to write apology letters to everyone except 12. Now, I have my RV; but the only problem is that it may take six hours to get to the campground.
(Masa and Po looking at Shin through the bus window)
Po: Why can't Shin just let him ride with the whole school, Masa? I'm sure he's forgiven.
Masa: [to Po] Shin should have thought of expressing his apologies before he ruined our lives.
Mrs. "Patty-sama" Sakurada: Where do you get that from? Don't say about your friend! Shin is too sorry, and this is his apology letter to me!
Masa: Do you honestly expect me to believe that?
Mrs. "Patty-sama" Sakurada: Shin... search your heart. There must be something Penny could do to convince him of his forgiveness.
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"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Feel the rumble! Feel the ride! Come on board, its field trip time! SCHOOL TRIPPIN'!
Katzie "Miss Katzie" Matsuzaka: Are you sure it's okay by their parents to have Georgie and Penny ride in the RV?
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Sure, we could use some company to cheer up, you know who.
(title and opening credits)
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Shin: Forget it, I'm done, we can't be friends anymore, Georgie. My bladder's about to explode. My whole acting career sucks. We don't know what the school's doing, Josh-chan doesn't know where we're going. My mom has RV sickness. We just ate scampi. I'm out here getting my family and myself taken along on an international school convention trip and every time we go down the road I wanna stop for a 5-minute break and finish my Book of Forgiveness.
Georgie: [pleads] Come on, Shin, what we said was wrong, and you know it! It wasn't you, Shin! We've done everything you've asked for! Hey, it doesn't matter if we come so far. You have earned the right to represent our school. That's the most greatest apology acceptance a friend can ever have. That's what friends are about. Don't you go and write your Book of Forgiveness.
Shin: You drank the potty water, didn't you?
Penny: Shin, Why didn't you bring your Masked Fighter Hero stuff? Shin: I threw them away.
Georgie: Shin, I know you're feeling ashamed right now. Don't blame yourself! You can't stop it!
Shin: Let me tell you a parable, Georgie. There were two bums, one with a wooden leg and one who was a brother. One night, the wooden legged bum had a nightmare, the brother bum gave him some long underwear. That, when the wooden legged bum next door answered the door, there was the brother bum there, and the brother bum said to the wooden legged bum, "I'm terribly sorry, I just burned your wooden leg." And the wooden legged bum said, "I'd would like to accept your forgiveness."
Georgie: That was one of the worst parables I ever heard, bar none!
Penny: Well, I learned from Shin's parable that we should cast our forgiveness upon one another like the brother bum cast his forgiveness on the wooden legged bum.
Shin: That is correct. Go forth, forgive each other and prosper.
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"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back to the campground?...[hearing the gas attendant giving him directions] Thank you very much. (in microphone) Now hear this, as soon as we get off the turnpike and get to our campsite, the next thing you do is line up with my class and await instructions from Principal Ench. And now Penny would like to dedicate this song to Shin. [puts on the Karaoke Tape playing Goonies' R Good Enough]
(lyrics)
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"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Here we are, Campsite 17. Full hookup.
Katzie "Miss Katzie" Matsuzaka: I hope that person or couple don't disturb us.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Don't worry. The rules says "No loud music after 10PM."
Ruko "Miss Ruko": Hi, guys! What's up?
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Just what we need... my sister! Georgie, Penny, Shin. Take only snacks for the tour and most of all take your potty break before the tour.
Ruko "Miss Ruko": And I'm falling in love with my sweet faboo!
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor:[gives Ruko a nookie] No you're not! Ignore what Miss Ruko says, Shin!
Mitzi: Strange antics are afoot with Mr. Taylor's sister.
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(Shin hears Miss Anderson talking to her class after he leaves the bathhouse)
Miss Anderson: Hey kids, who wants to get on the trolley?
(Shin screams and runs)
Katzie "Miss Katzie" Matsuzaka: What's with Shin?
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: I think he saw Miss Anderson. I better talk to Shin. [runs to Shin] Shin, stop! Everyone isn't too happy that you would apologize in person. If everyone were to accept your apologies, there would be no reason for you to run away. Right, Miss Katzie?
Katzie "Miss Katzie" Matsuzaka: Josh-chan, let's just skip tour. I think International School Convention was enough for one day. Besides, We can go to the House of Bargain.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: don't know why they call this strip mall the House of Bargain. The School Convention Tour is just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than the House of Bargain myself, don't you, Shin?
Shin: Mr. Taylor, it's the tour I can never miss.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Shin... you're gonna be the best student I ever had.
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"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Okay, class, the lady in front of you is Miss Ruko. She'll be taking you on a tour through the International School Convention.
Shin: Miss Ruko is a Gemini, she likes hiking, and she's never been paid.
Josh-chan "Mr. Taylor": Knock it off, Shin! Make yourself a big Manwich!
Ruko "Miss Ruko": I wanna know if you'll dance someplace, with me.
Josh-chan "Mr. Taylor": Like where?
Ruko "Miss Ruko": The Karaoke Dance.
Josh-chan "Mr. Taylor": You're as funny as an ad on a billboard.
Ruko "Miss Ruko": Ay, carumba! It's no wonder I wonder I have a brother who can't dance with me.
Katzie "Miss Katzie" Matsuzaka: [to Josh, about Ruko] She needs to sort out to find herself a man.
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Ruko "Miss Ruko": This is one of my favorite parts of the International Convention tour. Say hello to the students from the Hill Valley Technical School for Special Needs.
[The Group waves]
Ruko "Miss Ruko": The students here are making clay art, of which they seem to be very proud. They have decorated it with lots of paint and macaroni.
'Miss Anderson: [laughs] There's no crying brats at the school convention!
[Shin Screams and runs]
Josh-chan "Mr. Taylor": Shin's been living in his trouble past. But I think you're right about the tour. Personally we should go to the House of Bargain, but I got a speech to write. So Shin's Mother and my sister can take him.
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"Ruko" Miss Ruko: Somebody over there must be really upset with your student.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: That's Miss Anderson.
Miss "Dori" Anderson: [playing Volleyball with the Hill Valley Class] Hey, Josh. Did Shin wet his pants last night?
"Ruko" Miss Ruko: Too bad. Dori said she doesn't want Shin here when she gets the Park Police to escort him out because he's been ruining everybody's lives and eating everyone's food.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Dori just made that half-truth up. She pretty much hates Shin for the rest of her life.
Miss "Dori" Anderson: Hey, Josh. I hear you teach a school of children who act like Shin.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Do you wanna lose a volleyball match, Dori?
Miss "Dori" Anderson: I noticed your school is on the roster for the International School Convention after school today. Why even bother bringing Shin? Shin doesn't have a chance. He's too much like his old self.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Leave Shin out of this, Dori.
Miss "Dori" Anderson:: Is Shin whimping? Is Shin whimping? Is Shin whimping?
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Hey, Miss Anderson, this time when we win, you better vacate the beach, okay?
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Hiro: [after Miss Anderson's volleyball serve] Perfect serve straight across the net... except for Shin getting hit by the ball on the sidelines. A big Foul on that one.
Miss "Dori" Anderson: We'll de-bench and humiliate you, You low class Dead Flower.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: [to Cheetah] Triple Serve. Take your best shot.
[Cheetah takes the triple serve, Miss Anderson deflects it back and hits Shin again.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Avoid the ball, Shin.
Shin: Ouch! That hurt!
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Shin, how many fingers am I holding up? [Shin holds up five fingers] He's going to be fine.
[Josh-chan serves and Miss Anderson deflects it at Shin again but Cheetah shields him and gets hit]
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Cheetah, you okay?
Cheetah: No man, I'm not okay. But Shin has to finish the match.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Listen to me Shin! You have to get out there and make that win! Just go out there, make that pretty good jump serve...but don't choke.
Miss "Dori" Anderson: Take the blame! Act wimpy! Get sissy!
Shin: 1 2 3 Triple serve.
Miss "Dori" Anderson: WARP SHOT.
Shin: Velvet spike.
[Shin slams ball down over the net]
Shin: Mr. Taylor, I can still do a pretty good jump shot.
[unscrews a ball throw, hit a shot, and does a little jump deflecting it]
Hiro: Two victory shot in one minute? That's got to be a volleyball record.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: [while Shin is having a victory shot again] Okay, that's it no one wants to see a good boy win! Dori's team loses cuz I wanna see her embarrassed again. [To Shin] Congratulations! Now please excuse me while I go cook some victory SPAM!
Ruko "Miss Ruko": The Gift Shop was giving out free Slurpees in the 7-Eleven.
