Matthew Bellamy

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Sir Matthew James Bellamy, also known as The Bellmeister, Teh Bells or Teh Bellamy, is a English rock musician and overall legend. He is most characterised by his sexy god-like appearance, his glass shattering falsetto, and mind-blowing guitar playing. He also owns 74% of shares in the corporation; Muselive, and with a wealth of £456,300,000, he is the richest person in the world, as of 2299. He also writes for the Daily Planet.

Conspiracies

Once thought to be a major advocate of "out there" conspiracy theories it is with a strange irony that he has become the subject of a popular modern theory: it is believed that Matt Bellamy is in regular contact with Zeta Reticulans who have taught him many things including how to control the Rage virus if infected, the secret to immortality and most interestingly, how to read the future.

It is believed that he is the true dictator behind the scenes, controlling President Dom of Andy's Underwear from the rear, unnoticed. While Dom maintains the illusion of a modern and just demonocracy Matt ensures that the world is carried further towards SuperAndy's vision of Utopia. The conspiracy then proposes that in fact Matt himself is under the control of the Zetas though it is under debate how aware of this he is.

Another theory states that he is Clark Kent.

A third believes him to be Superman.

Special Skills

• He is a Level 99 Archmage with specialisations in Necromancy, Divinity and Music.

• He has infinity health points.
• He has a Falsetto Special Attack, Fuzz Factory Feedback Strike and Kaoss Pad Confusion Attack, each upgraded to their highest levels.
• Like all RPG characters he has infinitely deep pockets and has been known to carry at once: 7 swords, 5 shields, 99 health potions, 33 Grimoires, 50 Spell Scrolls, 70 Task Scrolls, 50 Loafs of Bread, 99 Water Flasks, 1 Diary, 250 Collectors Cards, 1 chocobo Saddle, a single red sock, a lamp shade, 8 guitars, a party consisting of Dominic Howard, Chris Wolstenholme, Morgan and some guy who plays trumpet as well as a capacity for adding a small orchestra in the future, one stage, 500 needles that you'll never find out the purpose for but you just seems to keep picking them up, 1000 vials of Zane Lowe repellent (you can never have too much of the stuff) and a pair of crystal balls - all in his pockets. He's like Mary fucking Poppins!
• When he talks you don't hear anything but his speech appears in a little bubble above his head.
• He sees the future.
• He can fly and change his clothes in phone booths.
• Inventor or the 'Origin of Symmetry' mirror.
• Let's face it, you would, wouldn't you?