Zeta reticulans
From Bluesockapedia
Zeta Reticulans are extraterrestrial beings from the classified star system of Zeta Reticuli. Although they usually appear similar in appearance to the commonly recognised (and supposedly fictitious) "Greys" they are in fact believed to be an entirely different species from a completely different part of the galaxy. Zeta Reticulans are the race featured in a conspiracy theory revolving around Project Serpo.
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Suspected Interactions with Earth
Project Serpo
An intergalactic exchange program involving a widely disputed number of humans travelling to Zeta Reticuli to learn about Zetan culture and technology.
With Matt Bellamy
They are believed to frequent Lake Como, the home of superstar Matt Bellamy of rock band Muse, where they are suspected to engage in contact with the star. They are thought to be directly responsible for his covert rise to power - involved with both faking his death and placing him behind Andy's Underwear President Dominic Howard and hero Chris Wolstenholme - both bandmates of Matt. Further evidence for this theory is that they are mentioned in the Muse song exopolitics.
World War Three
Conspiracy theorists also believe that these aliens orchestrated World War Three as a way of reducing the human population, removing their governments and political boundaries and ultimately making it easier for them to implement a new government with themselves hidden behind the President. Some believe that the war was in fact a covert alien invasion - a variation on a complex false flag operation.
Rage Virus
The Rage virus is believed to be a Zetan creation, playing a central role in the war that led to the formation of the superstate Andy's Underwear. The theory states that it is only with alien DNA that such a virus could be created and that its implementation in the war played a central role in reducing the human population significantly.
Consumers of Smegma Cheese
Nobody can work out who eats this cheese yet for some reason it is successful enough as a product to make it Bellend's primary exported product. Who's buying it? The conspiracy theorists say its the Zetans.
