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From Unmariowiki

Bowser grins evily at you as you walk up.

Mini Bowser: "OK, jerk. What's it today?"

You:

• "I'd like to have that Suspicious Blue Mushroom over there."
• "Gimme a Strange Potion."
• "The box marked 'Powder O' L33tness'."