Women that Have Scorned Us
From The Extended Group
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Jamie
- Judy a.k.a. "Hub-Girl". First girl Jamie was really attracted to at UW, and who, of course, was half-Korean. She was in his chemistry class fall quarter of freshman year, but nothing materialized until he eventually asked her for her number a quarter later. By chance, he found her working in the Hub while accompanying his friends on a DDR run, and asked her for her number under the guise of a frisbee practice. A date was soon made, to which Jamie ruined. Subsequent contact with Judy results with the same excuse of "being busy", despite the lack of interest on Jamie's part and her being a communications major. It was realized later on that she would not be a good gf anyways, as she didn't watch TV recreationally, resulting in very few things to do with Jamie.
- Steph a.k.a. "Bad Steff" Another girl found in chemistry class, this time in 162. She sat behind Jamie's assigned seat, though they officially met during a review session, to which he would later teach her kinetics directly after as she absorbed nothing from it. Hoping to stray from the half-asian construct imposed by all upon Jamie, he thought to pursue this girl as she may have been Brazilian, a passing phase in girls for him. She turned out to be half-japanese, with a tan, and had a bf...crushing many of Jamie's dreams and hopes, especially since she was on the busty side. Upon news of her engagement to some jerk at wazzu, things got extremely awkward in class, culminating to no longer talking to one another to this day. From facebook, however, it is known that she is now single and her younger sister is fairly cute.
--Mazer 01:29, 17 January 2006 (PST)
Sunny a.k.a. "Staab" She stumbled into Jamie's life in the fall of 2004, an odd time for Jamie as he still held grudges from the encounters with Steff. Luckily, the moment she entered Psych 101, he completely forgot last year's vixen for another with the mere utter of, "Holy crap, she's cute" Unfortunately, her views differed drastically from that of Jamies, finding solace in church, being naive, creationism, and Koreans. Nonetheless, Jamie was determined to at least get to know her better, to hopefully forge a relationship on the basis of necessity and being nice. He never even once swore around her, a feat never again repeated with another girl. It was of avail however, as she soon drifted away into the arms of Generation Church, a christian organization that primarily served Koreans and held services in Kane Hall. When the two finally did meet once again, later in the summer, he was given the words which have plagued him since college, "I now have a bf". He had missed his chance as he had always assumed she would be single, as she was fairly odd and fickle. Worst of all, she no longer trusted being around him, and had to have a talk about further platonic engagements. Jamie, indignant to this very proposal and lack of trust merely said, "okay. I'll wear pants next time." Contact since then has been few and far between...sadly.
Andy
- Kara a.k.a. "Tall, Blonde, and Sarcastic": a sorority girl who Andy met his freshman year.
- Emily a.k.a. "Good Em": a short asian girl who Andy met his freshman year. The pursuit lasted only 7 days and ended when it was found she had a boyfriend.
- Sally a.k.a. "Wet Head": a short brunette from Mercer Hall who insisted on wearing lots of gel in her hair. (But her hair did look good straight)
- Natalie-Portman-Girl a.k.a. "Psych Girl I": a brunette who Andy met the fall of his sophomore year. Unfortunately no pursuit was really given until the PJA (Post-Jenny Era)
- Molly "the Mouse": a mousy looking brunette who Andy encountered in his French 102 class (Fall 04). She also did not scorn Andy really, but she was just too damn quiet to hold a conversation with her. No pursuit was ever given.
- Julie a.k.a. "Psych Girl III": a very tall brunette girl who Andy met spring quarter of his sophomore year in abnormal psych. She didn't really scorn him. In fact, she was very nice. However, the pursuit was called off when the quarter ended and it was discovered she was taller than him.
Terry
