The Crazy Welshman
From Superdickery
The Crazy Welshman is the alias for kristianwilliams in the S.U.T.M. game.
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Description
Known Aliases: kristianwilliams, Kris, David Hasslehoff, Welsh-Knight, Alcoholic Non-Anonymous
The Crazy Welshman is powered by alcohol and nutrition drinks. The full extent of his powers are unknown, as he has never approached the lethal limit on alcohol yet. While drunk, he is capable of almost superhuman feats, and is well versed in barfighting. The Crazy Welshman is the drummer in the Organization's band.
Powers
He's a fairly good shot, athletic, and knows how to drive a boat. He seems to gain more strength from alcohol and nutrition bars.
Origin
The Crazy Welshman grew up in Wales. Growing up, he drank a ton of alcohol, and got into numerous bar fights. He then began a strict excercise routine to count the beer fat. Somehow, a strange mixture of the two game him the ability to increase his strength by ingesting alcohol or nutritional bars. He was recruited when he punched an Organization agent in the face at a pub.
Weaknesses
He has a depletable power source.
Reason for the name
Kris is semi-crazy, and totally Welsh.
