Maritime Man
From Superdickery
Maritime Man is the alias of Drink in S.U.T.M., as well as his favorite sockpuppet.
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Description
Known Aliases: Drink, ineedadrink, Deadshot
He can drink. And kinda fish. Kinda dig into mines. He's, well...He's Maritime Man.
Powers
He can...Drink? Mine for coal? Christ, he has no powers! Well, he's kinda inventive...
Origin
An agent had been stationed in the Maritimes for about a year, for a reason everyone has forgotten about. Oh well. Anyways, he then got an order to search for recruits. Seeing no one really extraordinary, he went with Maritime Man.
Weaknesses
If Booze or whores are within sight, Maritime Man will compromise the mission to get these things. Also, he tends to be awfully lazy, as all Welfare abusing Maritimers are. Some of the spontaneous plans he thinks of are not very well thought out either.
Reason for the name
Drink has an insane fetish for his Maritime Man sockpuppet. Easier to just use what was already there, than to think of a new name.
