Emptyeye

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Emptyeye joined the SuperDickery Forums on August 22, 2005, though he lurked for several months beforehand. Strangely, he does not read comics, yet somehow found the site and the board anyway. In early 2006, he disappeared for roughly five months, only to resurface within Eat Poop You Cat and find that it was practically as though he had never been gone.

Fun Emptyeye Facts

-Emptyeye holds a degree in Computer Science (And a minor in Music) from Franklin Pierce College in New Hampshire. He presently works as a Junior IT Analyst for a bank, which roughly translated means he gets to do all the necessary but boring stuff that no one else wants to do.

-In Eat Poop You Cat, Emptyeye is constantly assigned pictures to draw as opposed to captions. This confuses him greatly, as he has roughly as much artistic skill as a cantaloupe.

-Emptyeye played a lot of video games when he was younger, though less so now.

-While he has never been formally diagnosed with any mental illness, Emptyeye has something of an obsessive personality, where he will get addicted to some hobby for several months, then drop said hobby with no warning whatsoever. Poker would be the most recent example of this behavior in action.

-Given the opportunity to have a threesome with any two female celebrities, Emptyeye would pick Julia Stiles and Drew Barrymore.

-Emptyeye has a bondage/gag fetish, especially for tape gags.

-Emptyeye has a steady girlfriend in spite of the two facts immediately preceding this. --69.37.139.69 22:31, 29 October 2006 (EST)