Homosexuality

From Richiepedia

Richie and Ross had a bet that if Richie couldn't pull a female by the closing of the club they were going to be in, then Richie would have to turn gay.

Richie, obviously, failed to attract even a snifter of interest from anything resembling a female.

As a result of this, Richie now categorises himself as a card-carrying homosexual, and frequently "falls over" in front of his male housemates, "accidentally" rubbing his arse into their respective crotches.

Richie has more recently classified himself as a rare type of HPOTT. That is of course a Homosexual Post Operative Transexual Transvestite.

Richie also has a habit of greeting friends and celebrating by thrusting them from whatever angle he can.

However, Richie feels comfortable performing these actions, and lives by his motto "it's not gay, because I'm not gay".