Two teenagers stealing a women's purse
From Create Your Own Story
Status: Costumed and crusading
Right in front of you, a pair of sixteen year olds knock down an elderly woman, ripping her purse from her fragile hands and begin running off down the street. Instinctively, you rev the engine of your motorcycle and decide to cut them off. Ever-so gracefully, you hop off slowly and make a heroic pose of your hands on your hips and thrusting out your sizable chest with a confident smirk on your lips. The material of the sling bikini strains to hold together. You're going to have to look into something stronger to wear when this is over. The two teenagers are so surprised by you showing up (both by the suddenness and your nearly nude appearance), that they stop and just stare at you like they can't believe their eyes.
"Give it up, scumbags!" you say. "There's a new hero in town - the Vinyl Vixen!"
The two teens look at each other, and immensely start laughing.
"Oh man, is this bitch serious?" Says the one filled with tears in his eyes from snickering so hard.
"This has gotta be some sort of joke man." Say the other in a similar state of disbelief.
You're a bit irate by this casual dismissal and move to subdue them.
"You better apologize and give the purse back, you rotters," you proclaim. "Or I will break something in you that you will not be able to not easily heal."
Bombastic treats are not your strong field and you know it, but it will be enough to the teens to catch it. They laugh again, looking at each other like wondering if they are in a hidden camera show.
"See, we are not into this stuff." Says the first, composing a reasonable smile. "So go back to your batcave or we will real screw you," adds pompously.
His still laughing partner pats him in the shoulder.
"Come on man. This bitch is high or something. Let's move along."
You know they will not follow the nonviolent line, so you get ready to take action.
"Well, you have wanted it."
