Piggy's Day/The marlin is chewing your other leg

From Create Your Own Story

You look down at the marlin, and see that it's trying to eat your other foot.

Piggy: "Excuse me, what are you doing?"

You ask, as if expecting an answer. The biting of the enourmous fish is actually starting to hurt. However, you can't dislodge your foot from the fish's firm grip. Determined to get your smart car, you start rowing back ashore, about two kilometers, all the while the marlin is chewing on your foot.

Piggy: "Gotta keep my eye on the prize... That magnificent vehicle... No need to worry about that expensive gasoline imported from Mars... and... ouch! New car-smell..."

At about halfway through, you call Swine to get a pickup truck to load the marlin in.

Swine: "Are you sure that you can't get your foot out from its mouth? You might need medical attention. Have you tried hitting it with an oar, or something?"

Piggy: "Let me try that, actually."

You get a few good hits on the marlin's head, and it releases for a fraction of a second, only to bite down further up your leg. Now, your body position has become uncomfortable to row.

Piggy: "Uhmm... Okay, now it's starting to hurt. And I think that I'm out for the count as far as rowing is considered."

Swine: "Should I send a Medi-Heli or something?"

Piggy: "Yeah, that would actually be good."

The helicopter, carrying Swine and a few paramedics arrives in about quarter of an hour. They find you with a marlin lodged knee-deep on your other leg. The paramedics detach the fish, and fly you to a hospital, while Swine rows the boat back to shore. Your leg is badly bruised and bleeding, but with a bit of 321st century medicine you're up and almost running the next day. Swine went and sold the marlin for no less than 5000 dollars.

Piggy: "Now to buy myself a smart car..."

As you get to the car store, you find that all of the smart cars are for no less than 10000 dollars.

Piggy: "Screw this! Just give me two cans of that new car smell."

I'm sure the rest of your 5 grand is spent in equally responsible ways.

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