I yield.
From Create Your Own Story
Her sadistic grin widening, Raquel sheathes her rapier and reaches down toward your face. You scream and thrash in agony as she slowly, almost lovingly tears your right eye out of its socket with her bare fingers and throws it overboard. You are taken to a bed below deck, where Father Pedro, who acts as the crew's physician, takes care of your wounds. The priest solemnly gives you a brand-new eyepatch.
Well... now at least you really do look like a pirate.
