Call him a sexist, discriminatory bastard.

From Create Your Own Story

"Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, Miss." Mr.Clark replied coldly. "I'll have you know, that it is against our company's moral standards to engage in sexual discrimination."

"But then why...?" You are so angry to the point of almost being in tears. You can hear the trembling in your own voice.

"You are being refused not based on your gender. But based on the fact that the department we are hiring for simply lacks the male presence that is required to maintain a balanced work atmosphere." He explained. "So you see, this is solely based on our specific need at the present time. And not based on any of your traits that disqualifies you."

"Okay, I don't care anymore. Screw you!" You slam the phone down and jump into your bed. You bury your face into your pillow and start sobbing uncontrollably. After awhile, you calm down a bit and decide to spend the rest of your night watching TV while eating ice cream. A show comes on about how a woman sues her boss for firing her after she refuses to go on a date with him.

After watching the show, you feel empowered. You decide to file a lawsuit against this scumbag for sexual discrimination.

It worked! The company fires him and offers you his job in exchange for you to drop the lawsuit. You now have a job working as the chief of the human resource department at a major finance corporation. Well played.

The End