TPM: Play it sneakylike and get him from behind...

From Create Your Own Story

Yousa decide to use yousa big bombad brain to hunt yousa prey, picking up a big rock to clunk the Naboo over the head with. Picking your way carefully up to him you raise the rock and slam it down violently on heesa head. Heesa collapses in a heap bleeding, you clap your hands in delight, so easy! Yousa smartly find some jam-jam vine and tie the Naboo's hands behind heesa back and his feet together so he can't escape when he wake up. You want to gum heesa asshole but you also know Naboo usually travel together; you might be safer in yousa hut where you can play with him for days.

Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga
Character:
Jar-Jar Binks
Setting:
The Phantom Menace

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