A nerdy 15 year old high school student

From Create Your Own Story

As you wake up to get ready for school, you see a very old man with a large beard sitting beside your bed.

"Who the hell are you? MOM, there's a pervert in my room!"

She doesn't answer and the guy continues to look at you.

You run out the room and see her frozen. In fact everything in the house is frozen. You look amazed as the man comes over to you.

"I'm no stalker Matt."

"How did you know my name?"

"Simple. I am god, and I am retiring. I have decided to give you all my powers." For some reason you know it's true but you're still worried.

"Does that mean I'm going to be completely holy and everything?" God laughs and explains that that was just him going senile, that he lived having fun his whole life until he went senile, created The Great Flood, and after that spent his time not interfering and waiting for someone who could take over his job. You believe it all and gratefully accept his gift. As he starts to disappear he gives one last comment.

"Take it easy for a while, get used to your powers. Otherwise you'll die from the strain."

So you just became a God.

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