Rabid Fan Confederation Ganxta Clicc

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In July 2007, Real_AirCooledMan, using his second main, Belldandys_Husband, created a new ASMB faction known as the Rabid Fan Confederation Ganxta Clicc (RFCGC). It was co-founded with mirokuluvsthegirls as a unit for rabid anime fans to enjoy their fangasming and to serve as a force against DA EXPLOSIONS should they ever return to the ASMB. The "Ganxta Clicc" part comes from 030 Ganxta Clicc, a German rap group that R_ACM likes. All of its members can be found in the anime folders, Inchoherent Babbling, or any combination of those folders.


RFCGC Members

  • Real_AirCooledMan/Belldandys_Husband and all his alts (Da Grand Führer)
  • mirokuluvsthegirls a.k.a. Ryokos_Husband (Classic Rock Songwriter)
  • Old1 (The Fanservice Minister)
  • Cille (Da Freelança)
  • mookielady (Resident Amon Fangirl)
  • Riot_Iori/AyaseTeradasHusband
  • HeeroYuy135 (Talho/Anemone Fanboyee)
  • lady-Yuna (Queen of RIFs)
  • The_False_God (Rangiku's Husband)
  • totallyrad (Gin Ichimaru fangirl)
  • Kakashi_Hakate
  • dudeco/The_Soul_Society (Rukia Fanboyee and Master of the Foot Fetish)
  • Kirara_Kitten (Yaoi Luvar)
  • KnightStar
  • champloo713 (Faye's Man)
  • Jingai (Nanao's husband and Gundam Pimp)
  • DangerCid
  • vadernaraku
  • inuyashaboy05 (King of RIFs)
  • Sandwich_Ninja (Knows OVER NINE THOUSAND sandwich-based techniques)
  • kuro_tenshi1012
  • Sesshys_fallen_angel
  • WarFalcon (Abi-Hime Fanboy)
  • Pyro_Metal6
  • Inuyashachk21

To join, all one has to do is ask a RFCGC member or be invited by one, and claim an anime character as their spouse or significant other. A member may claim more than one character, however.

Their anthem: Du Kennst Mich by Charnell.

Laws of the RFCGC

The RFCGC has adopted a code of fanboy laws which are adapted and modified from Gaynor's fanboy laws. The general rules are still basically the same.

The RFCGC's Fanboy Laws:

1. No fanboy is allowed to ruin another's fanboying. (i.e., posting that Shattered Dreams motivational poster of Talho)
2. No posting of Man-Faye. EVER.
3. Gluttony is not to be the subject of anyone's fanboying. If one admires Gluttony, it is an appreciation of his character, not fanboying.
4. There is no four. Four is right out.
5. Yaoi and yuri are equally welcome. A futanari is never right.
6. If asked, you are obligated to explain what a futanari is.
7. EdXWinry fans are not allowed to rip of EdXRose fans.
8. No more complaining about Inuyasha fans or their show.
9. Everyone must fanboy Amon.
10. Neon Genesis Evangelion is allowed to be called confusing and just plain weird, but it is not allowed to be bashed just because you didn't take the time to watch all of it at least once and try to understand.
11. You will maintain a well-stocked Photobucket album, or know where to find one.
12. All fangasming must be done at least once a week to remain official.
13. There is a fine line between cute and pedophilia. Lolicon and shotacon are that line.
14. If you find out about an anime convention, you must post information so other fans can go.
15. Do not complain about the sub or dub of an anime unless you know for a fact that said sub/dub stinks to everyone you know.
16. Somewhere out there, someone hates the show you find the best ever. It's best to try to coexist rather than fight all the time.
17. Don't fanboy/fangirl if doing so involves unmarked spoilers.
18. Try to come up with original cosplay ideas!
19. Evangelion fans are not allowed to call Eureka Seven or any other anime an Eva ripoff.
20. Do not be afraid to have a fetish for anime characters who are 15-16 years old. In Japan, the age of consent is 14, so there's no shame in it.
21. If you can think of it, there is porn of it somewhere on the Internet.
22. If no porn of it already exists, 4chan will make it for you so that the Internet doesn't collapse on itself. (Refer to Rule #34 of the Internet.)
23. Fanboys and fangirls are not obligated to have perfect grammar, spelling, capitalization, or punctuation.
24. Do not leave Action Discussion, Action Show Suggestions, Other Anime, or Incoherent Babbling until you have finished fangasming.
25. Should legal action take place, all Inuyasha haters shall become Democrats, while Inuyasha fans shall become Republicans.
26. Feel free to claim an anime character as your spouse or significant other, but be aware: Other fans will want to do the same.
27. Nobody shall question another fan's level of fandom.
28. Being an anime character's stalker/rapist-wannabe is incompatible with being a fanboy/fangirl.
29. Don't sleep with the boss's daughter.
30. If you break rule #29, FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T LET THE BOSS FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!
31. Inuyasha haters are free to refer to Inuyasha as Dragon Ball Z for fat chicks, while fans of the show are free to ignore them.
32. It is considered unsportsmanlike conduct to h4x a fellow ADer, OAer, ASSer, or IBer.
33. Impure thoughts about women in video games are only acceptable if said woman is in an animes series/movie/OVA.
34. You lose your fanboy status when you turn to live-action hentai.
35. The only valid excuse for a straight man doing yaoi is if he's looking to score with fangirls.
36. A fanboy must make sacrifices for his anime babe, which include: Wanting the best for her in the future, respecting her space, respecting her choice of clothes, watching and buying her DVDs, and respecting the artwork.
37. A fanboy may not turn his anime babe into someone she's not, especially his personal sex toy.
38. Write all the fanfiction and draw all the fanart and doujinshi your want. Just don't expect to find canon evidence for your unorthodox pairing in the actual show itself.
39. For God's sake, leave Sephiroth and Cloud alone. Those guys have already been through enough.
40. See rule #39, but also leave Inuyasha, Miroku, Naraku, Sesshomaru, Vash, Legato, Knives, Edward, Envy, Alphonse, Mustang, Hughes, Yohji, Ken, Aya, Omi, Crawford, Schuldig, Farfarello, Light, L, Ichigo, Renji, Mugen, Jin, Naruto, Sasuke, Chrono, Remington, and Aion alone. Seriously, their asses are tired.
41. Akira and the original Ghost in the Shell movie are considered two of the holy works of anime. You must watch both to be considered a true fanboy of anything.
42. The answer to the ultimate question in life, the universe, and everything is 42.
43. To watch any show that Steven Blum has ever been in is to look upon the very face of God Himself.
44. The amount of Japanese loanwords you use is inversely proportional to how much non-Internet human interaction you recieve on a daily basis.
45. Don't bitch and moan about [AS] never having enough anime. They could very well play nothing but Retard Tim & Eric, Saul of the Molemen, and other Whackomedy.
46. Everything that Zenigundam says has a 99.9% chance of being invalid.
47. No posting of traps. EVER. (Especially that Bridget meme from 4chan)
48. Pics or it didn't happen.
49. Haruhi Suzumiya fans are no longer allowed to complain about the regular-edition DVDs holding the episodes in chronological order and not broadcast order.
50. The only way to settle disputes between fanboys: MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Breaking any of these rules is punishable by being forced to live with Man-Faye for a month.

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