K dawg 3484
From Asaction
| Real Name | Not Given |
|---|---|
| Registration Date | April 6, 2005 |
| Rank | SwimLegend |
| Regulars | Action Discussion |
"I have nothing to declare but k_dawg's genius."
~ Oscar Wilde on k_dawg_3484
k_dawg_3484 (a.k.a. k_dawg a.k.a. K ) (born Smarch 43, 3O_O7) is a frequent poster on the Adult Swim Action Discussion Boards and all-around pwner of j00r faise. He is best known for his overly extensive, clever responses to inane topics as well as his hilariously bizarre Photoshoppery. Many consider him no less a poster than a god.
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The Life of the Legend
Early Life on the Boards
The young k_dawg didn't begin reading until nearly he was nearly six months old on the boards. He didn't take his first steps (posts) for nearly nine months. Doctors shared their concerns that this could lead to social anxiety amongst his peers, but they were all immediately dispatched in the most gruesome way imaginable: a marathon of AMVs from Boondockboy (who oddly enough didn't even exist at the time.) Their predictions did prove to be true, however, though few found their vindication all that comforting being dead and all. K_dawg's first post was a link to an online Evangelion dating sim[1], and it received no replies, severely damaging the already shaky confidence of the timid boy. Eventually he would find his first success discussing how he first got into anime with, of all people, Zeni. Still, for many moons, k_dawg would only post occasionally when he had something particularly good to say, having not yet found the comfort of knowing that everyone in Action Discussion is insane.
The Pwnsome Years
The Spamtastic Years
The Don't Edit Any Of This Until I'm Done, Dammit, Years
Settling Down
Relationships
It is widely known that everyone on the boards luuuuvvvs k_dawg, and that, if they don't, they just haven't met him yet. But they will. Oh, yes, they will meet him. They all do. It is not rumored, but completely true that he and another poster on the message boards are more than just friends. Way more than just friends; they totally wuv each other in real life ZOMG! This is undeniable fact as he and said poster have pretty much told this to everyone and their mothers (including each of their own mothers). Oh, yeah, which poster? This one! <3<3<3
Criticisms
Many have accused k_dawg of being too attractive and alluring. He generally responds by running his fingers through his hair, causing everyone in the room to swoon. This has been confirmed countless times as k_dawg has met possibly every person on the message boards in person (well, at least 15-20 of them). Scientists are actively researching this phenomenon that they have dubbed the Seventh Swell Guy Effect. (Incidentally, the first six swell guys are also k_dawg.)
Real Quotes From Others
- "I love how his head is just GONE!!! You fucking win, man. You fucking win." ~ Kohikki
- "Stop having the best posts in every thread! :smileysurprised:" ~ Kohikki
- "As usual you have the best post in the Thread." ~ OMNI-Enforcer
- "You're my new favorite AD regular. Eff Blah." ~ spiceweasel228
- "Nope, too damned hot. Damn." ~ akari_chan
Fake Quotes From Others
- "This section you may edit if you so choose. Excelsior!!" ~ k_dawg_3484
- "I knew him before the operation" ~ LirpaYamEnujYluj
- "I was crushed under the weight of his utter pwnsome-ness."-HavokRT
- "When I grow up I want to be just like him!"-A young Jesus Christ(no lie!) >:3
- "Quite the congenial chap, that k_dawg." ~ Cille
- "I like how I left that last comment before I was totally in love with you." ~ Cille
Notable Threads
External Links
- k_dawg_3484's Photobucket (Make sure to check out the Motivational and Photoshop folders of the Anime section.)
- Adult Swim
