Episode 1: Pilot
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| Episode 1 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Pilot | ||
| Season | 1 | |
| Based on YGO episodes | 1 | |
| Length | 3:55 | |
| Characters | Joey, Seto Kaiba, Solomon Muto, Tea, Tristan, Yugi | |
| Episode link | ||
Pilot was the first episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series.
Script
Narrator: Yu-Gi-Oh! is filmed before a live studio audience.
Yugi: Hey, Joey! Earth to Joey! Hey, are you in there? It's your move!
Joey: Sorry, Yug, doing this Brooklyn accent makes it difficult to concentrate on card games.
Tristan: I know what you mean, my voice is pretty crazy too! I'm thinking about changing it.
Yugi: By the way, my grandpa has a super rare card.
Tristan: Groovy!
???: ???
Kaiba: Rare card...that sounds vague enough to be the Blue Eyes White Dragon. And since I'm a child billionare in charge of a huge gaming company, I obviously have nothing better to do than go check it out.
Yugi: Hey gramps, can we please see your super rare awesome ??? mega super card?
Solomon: I don't see why not. Here it is, the Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Joey: That's the least threatening name for a monster I've ever heard. What kind of mook could want a card like that?
Kaiba: I'm here for your Blue Eyes, old man, and I won't take 'no' for an answer! Now give it to me!
Solomon: No.
Kaiba: Curses, foiled again. I'm gonna go hire some thugs to kidnap you now. I'm a billionare, so...nobody will even think about pressing charges.
Solomon: That Kaiba kid needs to get laid.
Tristan: Big time!
Yugi: Hello? Game Shop.
Kaiba: I kidnapped your grandpa, Yugi, and then I duelled him into submission. So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself.
Yugi: Wait, who is this?
Yugi: Grandpa! Are you okay?
Solomon: For some reason, playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.
