Episode 1: Pilot
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| - | '''Pilot''' was the first episode of [[Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series]]. | + | '''Pilot''' was the first episode of [[Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series]]. It focuses on the first episode of Yu-Gi-Oh!, where [[Seto Kaiba]] steals [[Solomon Muto]]'s Blue Eyes White Dragon, and is defeated in a duel with Yugi. Seto Kaiba's popular catchphrase, "[[Screw the rules, I have money!]]" is first said in this episode. |
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| + | ==Site description== | ||
| + | Our tale begins. Yugi and Kaiba face-off in a duel. | ||
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| + | ==Transcript== | ||
'''Narrator''': Yu-Gi-Oh! is filmed before a live studio audience.<br> | '''Narrator''': Yu-Gi-Oh! is filmed before a live studio audience.<br> | ||
| - | + | {{YM}}: Hey, Joey! Earth to Joey! Hey, are you in there? It's your move!<br> | |
| - | + | {{JW}}: Sorry, Yug, doing this Brooklyn accent makes it difficult to concentrate on card games.<br> | |
| - | + | {{TT}}: I know what you mean, my voice is pretty crazy too! I'm thinking about changing it.<br> | |
| - | + | {{YM}}: By the way, my grandpa has a super rare card.<br> | |
| - | + | {{TT}}: Groovy!<br> | |
| - | + | {{JW}}: Hey, bada-bing!<br> | |
| - | + | {{SK}}: Rare card...that sounds vague enough to be the Blue Eyes White Dragon. And since I'm a child billionare in charge of a huge gaming company, I obviously have nothing better to do than go check it out.<br> | |
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| - | + | {{YM}}: Hey gramps, can we please see your super rare awesome chocolatey fudge-coated mega super card?<br> | |
| - | + | {{SM}}: I don't see why not. Here it is, the Blue Eyes White Dragon!<br> | |
| - | + | {{JW}}: That's the least threatening name for a monster I've ever heard. What kind of mook could want a card like that?<br> | |
| - | + | {{SK}}: I'm here for your Blue Eyes, old man, and I won't take 'no' for an answer! Now give it to me!<br> | |
| - | + | {{SM}}: No.<br> | |
| - | + | {{SK}}: Curses, foiled again. I'm gonna go hire some thugs to kidnap you now. I'm a billionare, so...nobody will even think about pressing charges.<br> | |
| - | + | {{SM}}: That Kaiba kid needs to get laid.<br> | |
| - | + | {{TT}}: Big time!<br> | |
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| - | + | {{YM}}: Hello? Game Shop.<br> | |
| - | + | {{SK}}: I kidnapped your grandpa, Yugi, and then I duelled him into submission. So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself.<br> | |
| - | + | {{YM}}: Wait, who is this?<br> | |
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| - | ''' | + | {{YM}}: Grandpa! Are you okay?<br> |
| - | ''' | + | {{SM}}: For some reason, playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.<br> |
| + | {{SK}}: That's right. And now, watch this!<br> | ||
| + | {{SK}} '''tears''' {{SM}} ''''s Blue Eyes White Dragon in two pieces.'''<br> | ||
| + | {{YM}}: Grandpa's special super rare awesome super card!<br> | ||
| + | {{JW}}: What the heck did you do that for?<br> | ||
| + | {{SK}}: So that it could never be used against me.<br> | ||
| + | {{YM}}: In that case, why not just tear up every card in the whole world?<br> | ||
| + | {{SK}}: Shut up and duel me.<br> | ||
| + | {{YM}}: Don't worry, gramps, I'll win this duel with your deck!<br> | ||
| + | {{SM}}: Wait, wait a minute. I've been injured, so you're going to steal my deck and go play cards with your arch rival?<br> | ||
| + | {{YM}}: Pretty much.<br> | ||
| + | {{SM}}: No wonder your parents are never around!<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | {{TG}}: Gather round, everyone, and I'll mark us with a special sign.<br> | ||
| + | {{JW}}: Er, Tea, hey, not for nothing but...ain't this permanent marker?<br> | ||
| + | {{TG}}: Oh...whoops.<br> | ||
| + | {{JW}}: Why were you even carrying around the thing in the first place?<br> | ||
| + | {{TG}}: I'm a kleptomaniac, I stole it from school.<br> | ||
| + | {{TT}}: Hey, my wallet's missing!<br> | ||
| + | {{TG}}: Kaiba took it!<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | {{YY}}: It's time to duel!<br> | ||
| + | {{SK}}: Wait, did your testicles just drop in the last five seconds or something, what the heck happened to your voice?<br> | ||
| + | {{YY}}: Holy Ra! Real monsters!<br> | ||
| + | {{SK}}: Actually, they're just super-advanced holograms, created for the sole purpose of enriching the experience of a children's card game.<br> | ||
| + | {{YY}}: Okay, seriously, you've got to be (...)ing kidding me! Who wastes all their money on something like that?<br> | ||
| + | {{SK}}: The guy who's going to beat your pasty Pharaoh butt with three Blue Eyes White Dragons, that's who!<br> | ||
| + | {{YY}}: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?<br> | ||
| + | {{SK}}: Yeah, so?<br> | ||
| + | {{YY}}: That's against the rules, isn't it?<br> | ||
| + | {{SK}}: Screw the rules, I have money! Now draw your last pathetic card, Yugi, so I can finish you!<br> | ||
| + | {{YY}}: My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba! Except maybe for Kuriboh. But it also has this!<br> | ||
| + | {{YY}} '''draws 'Exodia the Forbidden One'.'''<br> | ||
| + | {{YY}}: The unstoppable Exodia!<br> | ||
| + | {{SK}}: Ah! Exodia! It's not possible! Nobody's ever been able to summon ''him''!<br> | ||
| + | {{YY}}: Really? Is that because it's so rare?<br> | ||
| + | {{SK}}: No, it's because this game makes no sense! Nobody could figure out how to do it!<br> | ||
| + | {{YY}}: Nobody except ''me''! Exodia, OBLITERATE!<br> | ||
| + | {{MK}}: Big brother! Is it time for my cameo yet?<br> | ||
| + | {{SK}}: How? How could you summon Exodia?<br> | ||
| + | {{YY}}: Kaiba, if you really wish to know, then talk to the hand!<br> | ||
| + | {{YY}} '''[[Mind Crush|Mind Crushes]]''' {{SK}}<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | {{SM}}: I wet myself.<br> | ||
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| + | '''Croquet''': Mister Pegasus, sir, it seems the reigning Duel Monsters champion has been defeated by someone named Yugi. Also, it's time for your sponge bath.<br> | ||
| + | {{P}}: Hmm.<br> | ||
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| + | ==Stinger== | ||
| + | {{YM}}: Hey hey, fun time! Goofin' off Martian style, wakka wakka! | ||
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| + | ==References== | ||
| + | *The stinger was taken from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. | ||
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| + | ==Notes== | ||
| + | *According to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading Card Game rules, you can only summon one level 4 or lower monster per turn, ''or'' summon a level 5 or 6 monster by sacrificing a monster, ''or'' summon a level 7 or higher monster by sacrificing two monsters. Blue Eyes White Dragon is a level 8 monster, so in Kaiba's case, it would take him at least 9 turns to summon three Blue Eyes White Dragons without cheating. | ||
| + | *[[Screw the rules, I have money!]] has become Kaiba's catchphrase. It is probably the most popular [[Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series]] quote. | ||
[[Category:Episodes]] | [[Category:Episodes]] | ||
[[Category:Season 1]] | [[Category:Season 1]] | ||
Current revision as of 08:10, 22 September 2007
| Episode 1 | ||
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| Pilot | ||
| Season | 1 | |
| Based on YGO episodes | 1 | |
| Length | 3:55 | |
| Characters | Joey, Mokuba Kaiba, Pegasus, Seto Kaiba, Solomon Muto, Tea, Tristan, Yami, Yugi | |
| Episode link | ||
Pilot was the first episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series. It focuses on the first episode of Yu-Gi-Oh!, where Seto Kaiba steals Solomon Muto's Blue Eyes White Dragon, and is defeated in a duel with Yugi. Seto Kaiba's popular catchphrase, "Screw the rules, I have money!" is first said in this episode.
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[edit] Site description
Our tale begins. Yugi and Kaiba face-off in a duel.
[edit] Transcript
Narrator: Yu-Gi-Oh! is filmed before a live studio audience.
Yugi: Hey, Joey! Earth to Joey! Hey, are you in there? It's your move!
Joey: Sorry, Yug, doing this Brooklyn accent makes it difficult to concentrate on card games.
Tristan: I know what you mean, my voice is pretty crazy too! I'm thinking about changing it.
Yugi: By the way, my grandpa has a super rare card.
Tristan: Groovy!
Joey: Hey, bada-bing!
Kaiba: Rare card...that sounds vague enough to be the Blue Eyes White Dragon. And since I'm a child billionare in charge of a huge gaming company, I obviously have nothing better to do than go check it out.
Yugi: Hey gramps, can we please see your super rare awesome chocolatey fudge-coated mega super card?
Solomon: I don't see why not. Here it is, the Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Joey: That's the least threatening name for a monster I've ever heard. What kind of mook could want a card like that?
Kaiba: I'm here for your Blue Eyes, old man, and I won't take 'no' for an answer! Now give it to me!
Solomon: No.
Kaiba: Curses, foiled again. I'm gonna go hire some thugs to kidnap you now. I'm a billionare, so...nobody will even think about pressing charges.
Solomon: That Kaiba kid needs to get laid.
Tristan: Big time!
Yugi: Hello? Game Shop.
Kaiba: I kidnapped your grandpa, Yugi, and then I duelled him into submission. So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself.
Yugi: Wait, who is this?
Yugi: Grandpa! Are you okay?
Solomon: For some reason, playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.
Kaiba: That's right. And now, watch this!
Kaiba tears Solomon 's Blue Eyes White Dragon in two pieces.
Yugi: Grandpa's special super rare awesome super card!
Joey: What the heck did you do that for?
Kaiba: So that it could never be used against me.
Yugi: In that case, why not just tear up every card in the whole world?
Kaiba: Shut up and duel me.
Yugi: Don't worry, gramps, I'll win this duel with your deck!
Solomon: Wait, wait a minute. I've been injured, so you're going to steal my deck and go play cards with your arch rival?
Yugi: Pretty much.
Solomon: No wonder your parents are never around!
Téa: Gather round, everyone, and I'll mark us with a special sign.
Joey: Er, Tea, hey, not for nothing but...ain't this permanent marker?
Téa: Oh...whoops.
Joey: Why were you even carrying around the thing in the first place?
Téa: I'm a kleptomaniac, I stole it from school.
Tristan: Hey, my wallet's missing!
Téa: Kaiba took it!
Yami: It's time to duel!
Kaiba: Wait, did your testicles just drop in the last five seconds or something, what the heck happened to your voice?
Yami: Holy Ra! Real monsters!
Kaiba: Actually, they're just super-advanced holograms, created for the sole purpose of enriching the experience of a children's card game.
Yami: Okay, seriously, you've got to be (...)ing kidding me! Who wastes all their money on something like that?
Kaiba: The guy who's going to beat your pasty Pharaoh butt with three Blue Eyes White Dragons, that's who!
Yami: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yami: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have money! Now draw your last pathetic card, Yugi, so I can finish you!
Yami: My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba! Except maybe for Kuriboh. But it also has this!
Yami draws 'Exodia the Forbidden One'.
Yami: The unstoppable Exodia!
Kaiba: Ah! Exodia! It's not possible! Nobody's ever been able to summon him!
Yami: Really? Is that because it's so rare?
Kaiba: No, it's because this game makes no sense! Nobody could figure out how to do it!
Yami: Nobody except me! Exodia, OBLITERATE!
Mokuba: Big brother! Is it time for my cameo yet?
Kaiba: How? How could you summon Exodia?
Yami: Kaiba, if you really wish to know, then talk to the hand!
Yami Mind Crushes Kaiba
Solomon: I wet myself.
Croquet: Mister Pegasus, sir, it seems the reigning Duel Monsters champion has been defeated by someone named Yugi. Also, it's time for your sponge bath.
Pegasus: Hmm.
[edit] Stinger
Yugi: Hey hey, fun time! Goofin' off Martian style, wakka wakka!
[edit] References
- The stinger was taken from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
[edit] Notes
- According to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading Card Game rules, you can only summon one level 4 or lower monster per turn, or summon a level 5 or 6 monster by sacrificing a monster, or summon a level 7 or higher monster by sacrificing two monsters. Blue Eyes White Dragon is a level 8 monster, so in Kaiba's case, it would take him at least 9 turns to summon three Blue Eyes White Dragons without cheating.
- Screw the rules, I have money! has become Kaiba's catchphrase. It is probably the most popular Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series quote.
