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| - | This page is serves as the location of the currently untitled XF Movie script. Please feel free to contribute to the script after reviewing the guidelines for editing.
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| - | == Movie Concepts ==
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| - | Currently, no one has any idea as to what this movie will be about. Feel free to suggest ideas either by listing them in this wiki page, the discussion page, or in the [http://xiiiidiots.proboards22.com/index.cgi?board=social&action=display&thread=1190237012 XF thread].
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| - | == Cast and Crew ==
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| - | The cast has not been finished nor confirmed. Feel free to [http://www.editthis.info/xdw/XF_Movie_Script?title=XF_Movie_Script&action=edit add to it].
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| - | '''Daryl''' - Will not be in it at all, under '''ANY''' circumstance.
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| - | '''Hauskaz''' - Director of photography.
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| - | '''Danny''' - Obligatory asian kid that's not working the equipment. Superior to Patrick.
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| - | '''Patrick''' - The cocksucker of the movie. Gets bukkake'd on often.
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| - | '''Curtis''' - TYLER! TYLER!
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| - | YOU MISSED IT!
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| - | ON POKEMON DIAMOND AND PEARL,
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| - | THEY HAVE THIS LEAGUE CALLED THE B BUTTON LEAGUE!
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| - | AND IT'S CALLED THE B BUTTON LEAGUE 'CAUSE WHEN YOUR POKEMON EVOLVES,
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| - | YOU CAN PRESS THE B BUTTON,
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| - | AND IT DOESN'T!
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| - | RIGHT, SO THE WHOLE LEAGUE'S ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE POKEMON THAT HAVEN'T EVOLVED!
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| - | AND THEN, YOU PRESS THE B BUTTON AND THEN THEY DON'T EVOLVE!
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| - | <nowiki>*weird tongue thing*</nowiki>
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| - | THE B- AND THEN, WHEN YOU GET TO THE B BUTTON LEAGUE,
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| - | ON THE BUILDING, THERE'S A B BUTTON!
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| - | <nowiki>*rubs eye*</nowiki>
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| - | IT'S LIKE HAVING THE R BUTTON LEAGUE!
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| - | == Storyboard ==
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| - | Place the general storyline of the movie here.
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| - | == Screenplay Format ==
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| - | '''An act, chapter or whatever you want to call it shall be written in bold.'''
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| - | ''Set and camera instructions shall be written in italics.''
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| - | Hauskaz: "Character speech shall be written in this format."
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| - | Hauskaz: ''Character actions shall be written in this format.''
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| - | Use a horizontal rule to separate acts/chapters.
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| - | '''Example - A Tail of Revenge'''
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| - | '''Scene 1'''
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| - | ''Setting is Tyler's basement''
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| - | ''Slow pan over Tyler's basement, light moaning in background''
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| - | ''Stop pan at computer monitor, slowly zoom in - Furry porn is displayed on screen.''
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| - | ''Zoom out to find Tyler in full fur uniform, dancing.''
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| - | Tyler: ''plays loud music while dancing to his adult video.''
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| - | ''Loud foot steps heard, camera hastily turns around.''
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| - | ''Enter Michael.''
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| - | Michael: "Sup?"
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| - | Tyler: "OH GOD"
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| - | Michael: "So, how about that B-Button league?"
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| - | Tyler: "I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COMING DOWN"
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| - | Michael: "Patrick sure is a faggot."
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| - | Tyler: "I swear I was just watching this because it's funny... And it was cold down here and the costume seemed like a good thing to warm me up..."
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| - | Michael: "There are like 24 members in my new headband."
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| - | Tyler: "Why are you here?"
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| - | Michael: "God I hate Patrick."
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| - | ''Pause.''
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| - | Michael: "Patrick, more like irritating faggot... Did you see his last post on XF? As soon as I saw it I rushed over here to tell you about it."
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| - | Tyler: "What?"
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| - | == The Screenplay ==
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| - | ''Random scenery and stuff, with title and cast members and stuff''
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| - | ''Phone call to Tyler from Forest''
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| - | Forest: "We have an urgent problemo. We gotta get somewhere immediately. "
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| - | Ty: "Where can we meet up?"
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| - | Forest: "I'm not sure, maybe the forest but we gotta get there quick. Cheesemaster 3... is waiting. "
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| - | Ty: ".. Shit. "
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| - | ''Hang up, we are now in a Forest''
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| - | Tyler: "lol sup Forest?"
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| - | Forest: "nmu"
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| - | ''Cheesemaster appears''
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| - | CM: "FUCK.. a bit too soon. Anyway, we have a major problem on our hands."
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| - | Tyler: "What's going on?"
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| - | CM: "You guys ever heard of something called a 'meme'?"
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| - | Forest: "Yeah, those things Patrick the faggot is always reciting. "
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| - | Tyler: "I think I can see where this is heading. "
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| - | CM: "Yeah, well 4chan has just gotten a new server, and are now advertising on Google. "
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| - | Forest: "FUCK"
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| - | CM: "This can only lead to problems, beyond what MySpace has burdened over the internets. "
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| - | Tyler: "What should we do?"
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| - | Forest: "I have an idea. "
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| - | CM+Ty: "What?"
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| - | Forest: "I have no idea."
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| - | This screenplay sucks fucking cock. It sounds more like three Kuldeeps talking to each other than the actual characters. [http://www.editthis.info/xdw/XF_Movie_Script?title=XF_Movie_Script&action=edit Please fix this travesty.]
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