XF Movie

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This page is serves as the location of the currently untitled XF Movie script. Please feel free to contribute to the script after reviewing the guidelines for editing.

Movie Concepts

Currently, no one has any idea as to what this movie will be about. Feel free to suggest ideas either by listing them in this wiki page, the talk page, or in the XF thread.

Cast

The cast has not been finished nor confirmed. Feel free to add to it.

Daryl - Unknown character

Script Format

An act, chapter or whatever you want to call it shall be written in bold.

Set and camera instructions shall be written in italics.

Hauskaz: "Character speech shall be written in this format."

Hauskaz: Character actions shall be written in this format.

Use a horizontal rule to separate acts/chapters.

Example - A Tail of Revenge

Scene 1

Setting is Tyler's basement

Slow pan over Tyler�¢ï¿½ï¿½s basement, light moaning in background

Stop pan at computer monitor, slowly zoom in �¢ï¿½ï¿½ Furry porn is displayed on screen.

Zoom out to find Tyler in full fur uniform, dancing.

Tyler: plays loud music while dancing to his adult video.

Loud foot steps heard, camera hastily turns around.

Enter Michael.

Michael: "Sup?"

Tyler: "OH GOD"

Michael: "So, how about that B-Button league?"

Tyler: "I DIDN�¢ï¿½ï¿½T HEAR YOU COMING DOWN"

Michael: "Patrick sure is a faggot."

Tyler: "I swear I was just watching this because it�¢ï¿½ï¿½s funny�¢ï¿½�¦ And it was cold down here and the costume seemed like a good thing to warm me up�¢ï¿½�¦"

Michael: "There are like 24 members in my new headband."

Tyler: "Why are you here?"

Michael: "God I hate Patrick."

Pause.

Michael: "Patrick, more like irritating faggot�¢ï¿½�¦ Did you see his last post on XF? As soon as I saw it I rushed over here to tell you about it."

Tyler: "What?"

The Script

Random scenery and stuff, with title and cast members and stuff

Phone call to Tyler from Forest

Forest: "We have an urgent problemo. We gotta get somewhere immediately. "

Ty: "Where can we meet up?"

Forest: "I'm not sure, maybe the Forest but we gotta get there quick. Cheesemaster 3... is waiting. "

Ty: ".. Shit. "

Hang up, we are now in a Forest

Tyler: "lol sup Forest?"

Forest: "nmu"

Cheesemaster appears

CM: "FUCK.. a bit too soon. Anyway, we have a major problem on our hands."

Tyler: "What's going on?"

CM: "You guys ever heard of something called a 'meme'?"

Forest: "Yeah, those things Patrick the faggot is always reciting. "

Tyler: "I think I can see where this is heading. "

CM: "Yeah, well 4chan has just gotten a new server, and are now advertising on Google. "

Forest: "FUCK"

CM: "This can only lead to problems, beyond what MySpace has burdened over the internets. "

Tyler: "What should we do?"

Forest: "I have an idea. "

CM+Ty: "What?"

Forest: "I have no idea."

This script sucks fucking cock. Please change it.