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ATTENTION
DAMMIT RAIKU, IT'S INTENTIONAL. IT'S ALWAYS INTENTIONAL.
LIGHTNING GUY: Yelling at a noob. This is off to a great start.
NINJADUCK: RAIKU DO NOT BE A NUBBIE
Part 1: Murder Of Bell
Prologue
{cut to a black screen. The words "Each Planet has a Cataclysm" appears in gold letters}
NARRATOR: Each planet had, is having, or will have a cataclysm.
{the words are replaced by "Time is Up"}
NARRATOR: Earth has evaded the inevitable destruction for an unreasonable amount of time. But it shall now occur.
{the words are replaced by "One Person"}
NARRATOR: The evading of Earth's cataclysm is because of one person.
{the words fade away. Im a bell appears}
IM A BELL: What?
LIGHTNING GUY: Where's the person? All I see is some weirdo with a bell for a head.
{Im a bell is replaced by the words "When Im a bell has Gone"}
NARRATOR: But... When he has gone...
{the words are replaced by "It Shall Arise"}
NARRATOR: The Cataclysm shall arise.
{cut to Homestar's house. The grass around it is completely burnt. The house is inflamed}
IM A BELL:{voice} Wait, I caused all this?
NARRATOR: Kinda.
{fade to black}
LIGHTNING GUY: That was the second or third worst prologue I've ever seen.
Chapters
LIGHTNING GUY: You enjoy mispelling "battle", don't you? It's like some twisted running gag for him.
Part 2: Sacrifice Of Bell
Prologue
{Cut to a black background. The words "He Has Resurfaced" appear in gol-you know what happens}
LIGHTNING GUY: In my country, not writing out an entire sentence is a sign of laziness.
NARRATOR: An old enemy has resurfaced.
{text changes to "Unstoppable?"}
NARRATOR: Now he is seemingly unstoppable.
{text changes to "Only Him"}
NARRATOR: Only one man can stop him.
{the text fades away. Im a bell appears}
IM A BELL: Huh? Am I going to die again?
NARRATOR: Well, this IS The Death of Bell!
IM A BELL: Crap. Why in GOD'S NAME do you keep making me DIE?
NINJADUCK: Because it's hilarious.
NARRATOR: Quiet you.
{fade to black}
