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Aruseus Emails/puppetshow
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Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen
Date: May 16, 2007
Computer: A-tech 950
Transcript
ARUSEUS: Meka-leka-hi, meka-email-me!
Hello Aruseus. You have 1 email.
ARUSEUS: Ok. Bring it up.
subject: puppet shaowWhat's up, Aruman?
Zippy
I was thinking about doing another
puppet show with you, and was wondering
if you had any ideas for it.
Call back,
ARUSEUS: {typing} Zippy! I haven't heard from you in ages! Anyways, a puppet show? Oooh...I can't think of any ideas.
With Aruseus being a complete moron, I will give you an idea.
ARUSEUS: Maybe...HEY! Uh-uh-uh-no, Stan. I do the checking.
You stink.
ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Zippy, I think it should be a sequel to Hazardesque! I remember that...cuz I'm Hazardesque Deuce! {fanfare}
Sorry. That was me.
ARUSEUS: Meh! Well, anyways, time to think of stuff! But first...time to make some PIE! {runs out}
Idiot...
{cut to TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is staring at a microwave}
ARUSEUS: Any minute now...
{Strong Bad walks in}
STRONG BAD: Aruseus! Do you know where Tom is?
ARUSEUS: Well...I-
STRONG BAD: AAAH! You trying to either A: poison us, or B: blow us freakin' sky high!?
ARUSEUS: Uh...mostly B...
STRONG BAD: Ooh! Is that pie?
ARUSEUS: Yeah.
STRONG BAD: Can I have some?
ARUSEUS: Sure! Just two more sec-
{The microwave door blows open, and pie splats all over Aruseus and Strong Bad}
ARUSEUS: Tom is going to kill me...
{Cut back to A-Tech, Aruseus is still covered in pie}
ARUSEUS: {typing} Zippy, I got it. "Hazardesque 2: The Exploding Pie!" Hazardesque Deuce has been knocked out by a rigged pie. Can Hazardesque beat Perducci, Too? and Destroyingyouman by himself???
Click here to email Aruseus.
Easter Eggs
- Click on Hazardeque 2 to see a poster for it, with an exploded pie. It says:
HAZARDESQUE 2: THE EXPLODING PIE!
COMING SOMETIME!