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The Aura Chronicles/2
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{Cut to the outside of the house where the cast lives. Everyone is present}
TOM: Now, you two. While we're gone, you keep the house neat and clean. Well be back around ten PM.
GARZEL: You can count on us.
ARUSEUS: We'll do as you say.
LUCAS: And NO WILD PARTIES.
ELYSSA: Yeah. It took us weeks to fix the bathroom.
ARUSEUS: {salutes} You got it.
FOXX: Let's go guys.
{Foxx, Elyssa, Lucas, and Tom leave}
GARZEL: So it's just you and me.
ARUSEUS: Yep. So, how 'bout some Super Star Smashers?
GARZEL: Seems fine to me.
{30 minutes of smashing later}
GARZEL: I'm bored. What've we got to eat around here?
ARUSEUS: Hold on...we've got...nothing.
GARZEL: N-nothing?
ARUSEUS: Dead empty. Look, I can drive, so I'll get groceries.
GARZEL: I swear there was a joke about you driving years ago, but I guess you shaped up in two years.
ARUSEUS: Yep.
{Cut to the parking lot of Grood Groceries, Aruseus is walking back with several bags}
ARUSEUS: Well, now we won't starve.
{Aruseus notices a cat on the curb}
ARUSEUS: But he looks like he will, hold on buddy! I'll get you a bite and a nice home.
CAT: Meow!
{Cut back to the Cast House (for lack of a better name)}
ARUSEUS: Garzel! I'm hooooooooooooome!
GARZEL: 'Bout time! Where's the food? Is that fluffy thing in your hands food?
ARUSEUS: No. It's a cat. And he's living here with us.
GARZEL: No, we have to return him to his owner.
ARUSEUS: Aw man...
{Cut to a random house}
ARUSEUS: Here's your cat, Unnecessary Cameo Appearance Character Who I Don't Know Anymore!
KYUBII: Thanks!
{Cut back to the Cast House}
ARUSEUS: Ok. We gotta dispose of this "Chicken Wing" Flavor Cat Chow.
GARZEL: Give me that!
{Garzel eats the cat chow}
ARUSEUS: No...wait. It was "Diarreha Jones Flavor."
GARZEL: {censored}
{Garzel runs offscreen and pukes}
ARUSEUS: Gotta go, bye! {runs}
GARZEL: DAMN IT, ARUSEUS!
{The End!}