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Kirbychu's Vacation/1
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{Cut to Kirbychu, sitting on his front porch. His left ear is bandaged up.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Where are the guys? I told them to be here 15 minutes ago!
{Kirby and Red come down on warp stars land on the lawn.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Wow, you didn't crash into me for a change!
{Green falls from the sky and crushes Kirbychu.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I shouldn't have said anything.
GREEN: Sorry.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Bodily injuries aside, what took so long?
KIRBY: We forgot something and needed to turn around.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: What did you forget that was so important?
RED: {holds up a cabbage} This cabbage.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: You wasted 15 minutes just for a cabbage!?!
KIRBY: It's not a regular cabbage, it's magical!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: What can it do that's so magical?
RED: It can make you strong!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: ...? Whatever, just put your bags in the back of the van and sit down.
KIRBIES: Okay.
{Everyone pot's their bags in the back of Kirbychu's van. They all get in when everyone's bags are in. Kirbychu starts the car.}
KIRBY: Is it legal for a 14 year old puffball to drive?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I have a license.
GREEN: I feel unsafe.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Shut up, I'm street legal.
{The van drives off. The screen turns black, and "2 hours later" appears. The scene then goes to Kirbychu on the highway. The 3 kirbies are in the back seat watching a dvd on a small TV.}
KIRBY: {watching movie} This is the best part!
{an explosion is heard from the TV.}
KIRBY: Yay! Best. Ending. Ever.
MOVIE: {Strong Bad's voice} It's over! {credits roll}
GREEN: Wow. That ruled!
RED: Hey, Kirbychu?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: What?
RED: Are we there yet?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: No.
RED: How 'bout now?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: No.
RED: Now?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: No!
RED: Now?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: NO!
RED: N...
KIRBYCHU HR'D: {interrupting, darkly} ASK AGAIN AND I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!!!
RED: eep.
{The car passes a rest stop sign.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Anyone need to go to the bathroom?
GREEN: I do.
RED: I do too.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: K. I'll stop.
{Kirbychu pulls into the rest stop and parks the van. The area looks like a standard rest area with a main information/restroom building, a vending machine area, and some news paper machines. Everyone goes in.}
GREEN AND RED: {runs to the bathroom}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: You should go too, Kirby.
KIRBY: But I don't need to go.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: It's better to go now than wait until you're gonna burst.
KIRBY: I really don't need to go.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Whatever, but don't come crying to me when you feel like your bladder's gonna explode and there's no bathroom in the area.
KIRBY: Whatever. {walks to the vending machines}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: ...I need a map. {buys a map}
{Red and Green walk out of the bathroom. Green is wet.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: What happened?
GREEN: I fell in...
RED: I still can't believe you forgot to put the seat down.
GREEN: SHUT UP!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I'm not letting you anywhere near my van if you're covered in toilet water! Go wash off!
GREEN: Actually, I already did, I'm just wet because there were no more paper towels and the dryer was "out of odor".
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Don't you mean "order"?
GREEN: Maybe. But the sign said "odor".
KIRBYCHU HR'D: What ever. Let's go get Kirby and get back on the road, we've still got quite a ways to go before our first stop.
(Cut to the van. Everyone is getting in.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Kirby, are you sure you don't need to go to the bathroom?
KIRBY: Positive.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Okay then, let's go!
(5 minutes later...}
KIRBY: Kirbychu?
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Yes?
KIRBY: I gotta pee...
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I told you to go while we were there! The next rest stop isn't for another 30 miles, and I'm not pulling over to the side of the road!
KIRBY: But I really gotta go!!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Just do something with your brothers so you forget, and 30 miles should pass by in no time!
KIRBY: Fine. {turns to Red} So... want to play eye spy?
RED: No thanks, that game's for little kids. Why don't we play a board game?
KIRBY: ...Fine. We'll play Monopoly.
GREEN: Can I join?
KIRBY: Sure.
MORE SOON!
