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Cardiff

Cardiff is the capital of Wales, and the hometown of Alan and Graham, although neither of them knew eachother until they wandered into CURRENTLY UNTITLED.

The Great Land of Butterf*** (AKA "Butterf***)

Butterf*** is a country that exists in it's own realm. It has many entrances, but apparently no exits. Within it's vast land, Butterf*** has two capital cities, and one lowercase city.

The Not-So-Great Land of North Butterf*** (AKA "NBF")

CURRENTLY UNTITLED is the first of Butterf***'s capital cities. It is where Graham and Alan are currently stationed.

The City of the Damned (AKA "Damnation City")

Damnation City is the second of Butterf***'s two capital cities, and is home to The Jumbles***. It is the most urban city in Butterf***. Half of Damnation City is usually on fire. In the center of it is a large warehouse named the Godforsaken Warehouse.

The Jumbles***

The Jumbles*** is a strange object contained within the Godforsaken Warehouse. It was created when some stupid with a flare gun burned the place right to the groundidiot was screwing with a portal gun that was found in the basement of a serial killing nerd, and accidentally shot a miniature black hole. Twice. This caused the portals to fall into eachother, and expanded the black hole to an enormous size somehow, separating Butterf*** from it's universe. The Jumbles*** grew closer to completion when another idiot decided to throw a window frame he was holding into the portals. The frame interlocked with itself, and then the first idiot found another portal gun and shot the thing two more times. This caused the intertwined window frame to twist into itself again, and become something resembling a tesseract. Somehow, this caused Butterf*** to stabilize itself, and prevent itself from being torn apart by the black hole. This all requires a complete understanding of quantum physics to comprehend, and that cannot exist within a human mind, so you better just say to yourself "It's just a show. I should really just relax."

pumpkin

pumpkin is Butterf***'s lowercase city. It's absolutely dreadful. The population of pumpkin is comprised almost completely of rednecks. It is terrible even to them, and they only live there because of the low cost of living.

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