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Overview
Conchris gets another spam email and then gets another email
Cast in order of appearence: Conchris, Homsar, Cruroar.
Transcript
CONCHRIS: Email is the coolest!
Dear Subscribed User,
We have noticed that you have not payed for your premium mebership fund. You currently owe $100,000,000,000. The last paying time was March 19th, 1989. Please send us your credit card number for immedaitefiningconsultation.
Thankyou,
The Internet Gamers Club of America
CONCHRIS: Subscribed User? I'm not subscribed into The Internet Gamers Club of America.... Fowarded to Strong Sad...
Crap fowarded to Gron Sad
CONCHRIS: Now, NEXT EMAIL!
Dear Conchris,
Your computer has been spotted downloading alot of crap.
We will destroy your computer in 1 minute...
CONCHRIS: What? Oh no! My computer is about to blow up!
{Conchris runs out screaming}
{cut to the stick, where Homsar is there for no reason}
HOMSAR: DAaAaAaAaAaAaAa! Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the pudgy.
{Conchris runs in screaming and exits scene left}
HOMSAR: DAaAaAaAaAaAaAa! I thought I saw the gravy train!
{cut to Conchris' Computer room, the computer blows up}
{cut to the field, where Conchris is}
CONCHRIS: Oh no! {runs off}
{cut to Conchris' Computer Room, where the blown up Smandy 206 is.}
CONCHRIS: MY COMPUTER! I'm off to some place... I'll bring Cruroar's computer with me!
{The Paper comes down as Conchris runs away saying, "Click here to email Conchris}
{cut to Cruroar's computer room}
CONCHRIS: Heheheh.... Cruroar won't notice....
{Close-up of Conchris' backpack, Cruroar pops up}
CRUROAR: {Squeaks, sounding like HEH HEH HEH!}
CONCHRIS: Who said that?
CRUROAR: Meh! {hides}
Fun facts
- There is no fun facts nor easter eggs
Commentary
CONCHRIS: Welcome to spam2! More spam than you and your grandmother can handle. Meh.
STRONG SADER: This email always makes me sad.
CONCHRIS: And is one of my crappiest emails EVOR! And is the end for Smandy 206.
STRONG SADER: I like that computer.
CONCHRIS: I miss having Conchris use the computer...It was short-lived... I might bring it back under Smandy 207 or something...
STRONG SADER: Maybe you could take the remains of your past computers and crapily tape them together to make a super computer.
CONCHRIS: Now that'll be funny...Anyway, I don't like what Homsar is saying in this email.
STRONG SADER: I think it's funny.
CONCHRIS: KABOOM! There goes the Smandy 206. It was so brave...
STRONG SADER: {crys}
CONCHRIS: And that's why I hate Computer Deaths. The weirdest one being the Lappo 123's death. So, see you next time...{sniff}