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Summary
Death and Anti-??? is planning a final assault. Cruroar has other plans...
Cast in order of appearance:
Page Title: Email 77 AKA Final Attack AKA I don't care
Transcript
CONCHRIS: I'm glad that's over. Now let's see...
Dear Conchris, If it's OK, can I meet you in the demonic ally down the page, I have important news. Death is desperate, he's joining forces with Anti-??? for a final attack on us. Meet me in the ally for more info. Strong Sader
CONCHRIS: Okay, I will!
{Cut to a time card which says "Many moments later"}
{Cut to a dark ally, the walls are non-descript, the side of the wall was spray-painted with "N**** STOLE MY COW!"}
CONCHRIS: What the?
{Conchris walks up to remove it, it disappears and the edit floats up into the sky, into "history"}
CONCHRIS: I'm glad that was removed.
{A shadowy figure emerges from the wall}
CONCHRIS: EEP! Who are you?
SHADOWY FIGURE: Are you seeking for some info on Death and Anti-Something?
CONCHRIS: Erm... Yes... Umm...
{Cut to another time card, it says 5 minutes later}
CONCHRIS: Oh, so that's why they teamed up!
SHADOWY FIGURE: Yes, now go before they do any damage!
{Conchris starts running away from the figure, cut to Cruroar's ship}
CRUROAR: That stupid moron... I'll destroy him in the best way possible!
{Cruroar picks up a Laser Gun, he fires it at a piece of paper, as it is blasted, it disintergrates}
CRUROAR: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA!
{Gilbert walks on-screen}
GILBERT: Meh menna meh? (Why are you evil?)
{Cruroar zaps Gilbert with the laser}
CRUROAR: HA HA HA!
{Camera cuts to Gilbert, who is now a piece of ash lying on the ground with eyes}
GILBERT: Meh meh mneh meh... (At least I'll come back next email...)
{Cut to a place, it looks like a street, Conchris is walking along}
CONCHRIS: What did he mean?
VOICE: Your doom, perhaps?
CONCHRIS: DOOM?!
{Judge Pwnzor, Anti-??? and Death comes out of the shadows}
CONCHRIS: Wait... Judge Pwnzor? What are doing here?
JUDGE PWNZOR: OH MY GOSHZORS! IS THAT A COOKAY?!
CONCHRIS: No.
JUDGE PWNZOR: I HADE ENOFF! I NED SOME COOKAYS!
{Judge Pwnzor runs off, screaming about cookies, Conchris makes a confused expression}
DEATH: Why did you hire him?
ANTI-???: Umm... I didn't hire him, he forced me at banana-point to hire him.
CONCHRIS: {looking very confused} What?
ANTI-???: Let's fight then...
CRUROAR: {offscreen} STOP!
CONCHRIS: Huh?
{Camera cuts to Cruroar, whom is holding the ray from earlier}
CRUROAR: This guy is mine to kill. You stay out this!
ANTI-???: More like, YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!
CRUROAR: NO...YOU!
ANTI-???: NO YOU!
CRUROAR: NO YOU!
{Constant arguing is heard in the background, cut to Conchris, who is looking very confused}
CONCHRIS: I think all of my brain cells melted...
{Camera pans to Death, who is also wearing a confused expression}
DEATH: What you say?
CONCHRIS: Forget this. I'll save the fight for email 80!
{Conchris walks off, Camera cuts to Conchris with Death behind him}
DEATH: WAIT! Don't go! Please!
{Cut to the User Page}
CONCHRIS: And that's how everything turned out fine.
{Camera pan over to Homestar, who is wearing a tired expression}
HOMESTAR: Ugh...Conchris....That...Story...Was....Stupid...
CONCHRIS: NO IT'S NOT!
HOMESTAR: Then...why....did....you.... {head slams on the table, snoring is heard}
CONCHRIS: Well that sucks...
{Cut to a typical credits ending}
{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, 20X6!"}
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Author's Comment
3/5 - Eh... I made better.
