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Summary
Look, the description is on vacation.
Cast in order of appearance: Conchris
Transcript
CONCHRIS: Insert a generic email song here.
Dear Conchris, The shadowy figure Hologram I invented! It's gone haywire! It's calling it's self death and is kidnapping innosent wiki users! Meet me at my user page and we'll work out a way to destroy it. Strong Sader
CONCHRIS: It's kidnapping innocent wiki users? I am on my way! {leaves, the response is not saved}
{Anti-??? breaks in}
ANTI-???: Ha ha ha. This is too easy, get Conchris blocked indefinite and he will never check EMAILS EVER! {types in '(Bleeped out due to fanstuff guidelines) you, you (bleeping) (bleeper)' and presses Save Page} This is way too easy! {faces viewers} You all know that Sysops block people indefinite! HA HA HA! {vanishes}
{Cut to the Wiki Roads}
CONCHRIS: FOREST?! What are you doing here?
FOREST: Can't you see I am busy?
CONCHRIS: You have just used a contraction! RUN! IT'S THE COWCOPALYSPE!!! {runs off}
FOREST: Cowwhat?
{Cows starts falling from the sky}
FOREST: Typical...
{Cut to Conchris, who is walking along the Wiki Roads}
CONCHRIS: You know, this is getting stupid. Why do I have to stay here for 30 emails, I do not know, it is more of a episode than an email.
VOICEOVER: SHUT IT UP YOU!!!
CONCHRIS: Oh, bran muffins.
VOICEOVER: WOULD JUST SHUT UP!!!
CONCHRIS: No.
VOICEOVER: YES, OR ELSE!!!
CONCHRIS: Or else what? Throw cows at me?
VOICEOVER: Erm... YES!
{Cows are flung at Conchris, Conchris gets knocked back by one of the cows and smashes into "OCE 1-Up"}
EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING: {gasps}
CONCHRIS: {moves the cow off of him} Ow... Sorry people! {The crowd starts booing} OH SHUT UP! {runs off}
{Cut back to Wiki Roads}
CONCHRIS: Anymore randomn stuff and I'm going to complain...
VOICEOVER: CONCHRIS!!!
CONCHRIS: WHAT NOW?!
VOICEOVER: YOU ARE BEING SENT TO ANOTHER WIKIVERSE IN 5 SECONDS!!!
CONCHRIS: What Wikiverse?
VOICEOVER: J41L.
CONCHRIS: J41L? That means... {gulps}
VOICEOVER: HAVE A NICE TIME IN JAIL! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! {cough}
FOREST: {walks onscreen} Typical.
VOICEOVER: IS THAT ALL YOU SAY?!
FOREST: Typical.
MEANWHILE IN J41L!!!
{Conchris teleports in}
CONCHRIS: Ugh, great. Something random. I'm so going to complain to the Wiki User Email Masters but they declined my request to delete all the email shows in existance...Wait! I didn't do it! Think...THINK...
{Cut to inside Conchris' Mind}
{Blank space, creepy music plays for 5 seconds}
{Cut back to Conchris}
CONCHRIS: Wah? This is too random.
HOMESTAR: You said it!
CONCHRIS: HOMESTAR?! What are you doing here?
HOMESTAR: There was a convienant plot hole I went through.
CONCHRIS: Convienant eh? WELL CONVIENANT THIS! {Punches a Cow at Homestar}
{Reference Dude comes on-screen}
REFERENCE DUDE: Oh, mighty master of the Wikiverses. Our Wikiverse V3.1 isn't going to handle this much references.
CONCHRIS: You're right. One more reference and someone's brain would explode, causing the Wikiverses to collapse...
FOREST: Jibney.
CONCHRIS: NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo....
{The whole screen breaks, the pieces fall like glass, the paper comes down}
Fun Facts
References
- The email was changed to reflect "Bonus Stages and the new Car killed Bonus Stage" fiasco. This email WAS referencing the Baconman song from Bonus Stage.
