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Summary

Conchris goes around the Wiki as he waits for Limoman to finish his fight.

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Other Conchris, Homestar, Bubs, Other Other Conchris

Transcript

CONCHRIS: I have no idea for an email rap.

OTHER CONCHRIS: {lands on the floor} Hi me!

CONCHRIS: GAH! Who are you? You look just like me!

OTHER CONCHRIS: Erm.... My name is..... Chriscon, yeah, Chriscon.

CONCHRIS: Would you mind Chriscon? I'm checking an email!

OTHER CONCHRIS: Okay. {walks out}

CONCHRIS: How rude of him... Now where was I? Oh yeah! I have no idea for an email rap.

Email

Dear C,
I can help you
escape back to FCUSA
I've. WAITAMINUTE.
OH CRAP! Death is
back I'll fight him
then I'll send you the gun
that will get you outta that
place

~Limoman

CONCHRIS: {gets into the edit tank} Well, I would escape with that gun... What do I have to do with it anyway? Shoot the sysops {pronnounces it as sis-ops}? I wouldn't threaten anybody, that's against my character! Really! {presses Save Page and gets out}

MEANWHILE IN FREE COUNTRY USA

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}

HOMESTAR: Hey Bubsty!

BUBS: Hi Homestar! What can I get for ya! {presses some buttons on his cash register}

HOMESTAR: I would like some drinks, 2 red, 2 blue and one green and......

{A Pause}

BUBS: Hurry up Homestar, you're breaking a record of waiting here!

HOMESTAR: A gun. Interdimensional Gun.

BUBS: Sorry, we're fresh out of drinks and Interdimensional Guns. That'll be 500 Dollars.

HOMESTAR: Okay! Here you go! {Gives Bubs 500 Dollars} That was the best 500 bucks I've ever spent!

BACK IN TEH [sic] WEE-KEE!!!

{Conchris is walking along what seems to be a hidden pavement}

CONCHRIS: Yeesh, it makes things boring when I walk across the Wiki. {Walks through something and lands in Con_email.exe}

CONCHRIS: WOAH! Con_email.exe? I didn't realise this! Maybe I can change past! {jumps into Email 63 (escape?)}

OTHER CONCHRIS: I have no idea for an email rap.

CONCHRIS: {lands on the floor} Hi me!

OTHER CONCHRIS: GAH! Who are you? You look just like me!

CONCHRIS: Erm.... My name is..... Chriscon, yeah, Chriscon.

OTHER CONCHRIS: Would you mind Chriscon? I'm checking an email!

CONCHRIS: Okay. {walks out}

OTHER CONCHRIS: How rude of him... Now where was I?

{Cut to Con_email.exe}

CONCHRIS: Stupid me. How rude of me... Maybe I can change my first email! That sucked!

{Jumps into Email 1 (cruroar)}

OTHER OTHER CONCHRIS: Well, that email sucked... I hope I get better ones.

CONCHRIS: {falls on the floor} OOF!

OTHER OTHER CONCHRIS: Oh hello! Who are you, mysterious Homestar look-a-like?

CONCHRIS: Ugh, I can't believe some people are too stupid... I'm uhhh....... Homsar.

OTHER OTHER CONCHRIS: HOMSAR?! GET OUT YOU FREAKING WEIRDO! {picks Conchris up and throws him out the door}

CONCHRIS: Ugh.... I can't believe that my past self hated Homsar. Maybe I can break into some other email shows other than this place... {flies out}

{Cut to Wiki User Emails/Last Updated}

CONCHRIS: Oof! Okay, I'm fine. I just landed in the motherlode of WUEs! {eyes sparkle} It's beautiful!

{A New Messages Box appears}

CONCHRIS: ARG! So close to wrecking other Email Shows! ARG! {jumps into User talk:Conchris}

Email

Mwa ha ha!
I have trapped Limoman and I got the gun!
You will never get it!
Your friend,
-Death

CONCHRIS: Aww man! There goes my chances of escaping. Thanks Death...

{The New Messages box comes down}

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