Super Sam accidentally the entire Wiki User Wiki.

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Synopsis

If you're wondering, I don't really even care.

Parodied Items

1. The Legion of Evil from Wikihood 2. They seem to be like many other evil organizations from other works, too.
2. Evil inventions and how generic many of these inventions tend to be.
3. Xiarik is a parody of many Organization XIII-oriented original characters in fanfiction, and also a parody of myself.
4. Xiarik being called a "female Roxas" parodies the concept of recolors, original characters who look exactly like a character from the work they are butchering, but only with a slight color change. In addition, the circumstances of the first Kingdom Hearts also contribute to Xiarik being a female Roxas.
5. Thwomps from the Mario games. They're decent platforming obstacles that should be treated respectfully for making the games actually decent.
6. This fanstuff's Legion of Evil also parodies World of Warcraft's raiding system. Usually a huge number of people go to defeat a certain location (such as Molten Core) to defeat certain bosses that drop loot. The idea of using poison resistance mocks how some bosses have an elemental set of attacks that make the boss difficult without the appropriate resistance (for example, in Naxxramas, defeating Sapphiron without frost resistance is more frustrating than defeating him with frost resistance).
7. Nived's eccentricity is parodic of Gunhaver from the Cheat Commandos.
8. Homestar Tiger chair is a parody of Noxigar's "specialties". In addition, the fact that Shwoo gets the Homestar Tiger chair is a reference to The Idiot's Keeper. In addition, furnitures age, but don't have birthday parties.
9. Lexon calling the Legion of Evil the "Louie" refers to how it's acronym'd as "LoE" (which the pronunciation of the acronym became a forced running gag in Wikihood 2). The Legion of Evil isn't acronym'd in this episode, but it is implied that it is known as the "Louie".
10. The Absent Silhouettes are a group of Nobodies that act like deceased Organization XIII members both personality-wise and fighting-wise.

Transcript

{Cut to an evil-looking fortress. There is a person named Nived there, along with minions.}

NIVED: Gentlemen and ladies! Tonight is the night where I butcher every part about the world's current problems and triple their size. How do I increase the size of these problems? With a Increase Cannon. The Increase Cannon is aptly named for increasing the size of the matter that the cannon is targeting.

{Nived points the Increase Cannon at one of his minions. Through pushing of a button, the cannon fires an electromagnetic beam that hits his minion and makes said minion grow in size}

MINION: Wow, boss. I actually grew!

NIVED: Yes, and now you don't have to be called a midget anymore. Now, go sew terror into the hearts of a neighboring town and bring me all of their money!

{The minion salutes and walks out of the fortress via an open window.}

NIVED: Who's next?

????: I am.

{A person in an Organization XIII jacket arrives}

NIVED: Eh? And who are you?

{The person in the cloak takes off the hood of the jacket}

????: Name's Xiarik.

NIVED: And, how were you created?

XIARIK: Beats me. Some person drew me, I guess.

NIVED: And this person's name is?

XIARIK: Namine.

NIVED: I see. Does she often operate this world I'm trying to take over?

XIARIK: For the most part, she handles her world of Twilight Town.

NIVED: Hmm...

{Nived has a lightbulb appear over his head. It turns on.}

NIVED: With my Increase Cannon, I shall turn this female Roxas into a powerful war machine. While this world is easy to manipulate, Twilight Town shall be our destination! Namine can draw what occurs in her world, and thus we must find her and force her to draw us ruling an entire universe!

{Cut to Darlon and Vanhock, who enter the fortress}

DARLON: This the place?

VANHOCK: Yeah.

DARLON: Let's go inside.

{Darlon and Vanhock both go inside the fortress only to be crushed by a Thwomp}

THWOMP: Nived doesn't like the uninvited!

{Cut back to Nived and his minions, alongside Xiarik}

NIVED: So, is there any obstacle we need to eliminate?

XIARIK: There's some Noxigar person who is Number 0. However, since he mostly uses poison, if we wear poison resistance items he shouldn't be a problem. My element seems to be the same as Roxas'. Light element.

NIVED: And the female Roxas wins more brownie points! We are definitely going to rule the universe now!

{A portal is made by one of the minions to Twilight Town, and everyone goes through it}

MINION: Heh, I know a bit about Kingdom Hearts 2, and thus can identify where Namine is.

NIVED: Good job, sir! Where is she?

MINION: In some mansion. The gates to this mansion are usually closed, though.

NIVED: We'll just have to force them open!

{Cut to Noxigar in Destiny Islands. He is having a somewhat difficult time finding Sora or Riku.}

NOXIGAR: Hmm... any of you guys happen to know where an annoying Keyblade master could be?

TOWNSPERSON: Sorry, mate. You'll have to look elsewhere. There aren't any Keyblade masters here.

NOXIGAR: Guess I'll have to go back to Twilight Town then...

{Noxigar opens a corridor of darkness and goes through it, returning to the KH2 mansion}

NOXIGAR: Hey Namine. I couldn't find Roxas and-

{Lexon draws in the sketchbook again}

LEXON: Oh hey. Namine had to go to a Homestar Tiger chair's birthday party six days in advance.

NOXIGAR: Homestar Tiger chair?

LEXON: Yeah. A Homestar Tiger chair. Don't you remember making one?

NOXIGAR: Yeah, but I gave that chair to Shwoo because she was somehow connected to the tiger who was the chair.

LEXON: Oh yeah.

NOXIGAR: So Namine's over at this guy's birthday party?

LEXON: Didn't I tell you this already?

NOXIGAR: Yeah. I didn't think that furniture had birthdays though.

LEXON: Like my new set of antagonists to replace Roxas and Deathstinker?

{Lexon shows the sketchbook to have the "Louie"}

NOXIGAR: Well that's a nice Louie. Do you mean Leigon of Evil acronym'd?

LEXON: No, it's called the Louie.

NOXIGAR: Wait, you have them headed over HERE?

LEXON: Well yeah.

NOXIGAR: Well that's just poifect.

LEXON: What shall we do?

NOXIGAR: I'll have to bring forth the Demyx Absent Silhouette.

{End episode}