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RUMBLE RED: I am going to check my email!!

dear rumble red
you have a awesome facebook
from thedenzel

RUMBLE RED: Why thank you.

{AN STEVE APPEARS}

STEVE: Facebook is lame. The chans are where it's at! WHOO! /B/ FOR LIFE! NEVAR FORGET!

RUMBLE RED: Never forget what?

STEVE: NEVAR FORGET.

{Mary Sue walks in. Her hair is a straight blond, and it attracted the eyes of every muscular guy in the room. She looked back, but not for too long. Too much of a good thing can become a bad thing.}

MARY SUE: I loooooooove Facebook. My Facebook is so kawaii, you don't even know.

RUMBLE RED: I do use Facebook to catch up with college buddies, back in East FCUSA University.

{Cut to a dark, red-tinted flashback to a dormroom.}

RUMBLE RED: {voiceover} I had two roommates, Carl and Mark.

{You see two generic men laying down on both beds of a bunkbed}

RUMBLE RED: {voiceover} However, they jumped the wall and transferred over to West FCUSA PolyTech.

{Cut back to normal}

RUMBLE RED: I still check up on them from time to time.

MARY SUE: I broke up with Link Hyrule over Facebook.

STEVE: I check up with my /b/rothas on Facebook sometimes. Once, we hacked this one kid's Facebook, and desu was everywhere, you just had to be there.

MARY SUE: Link was a hacker. He was so smart and talented at everything he did. Naturally, I was better, but it's over now. I'm onto another man. Let's roll Narry!

{All of a sudden, Naruto or whatever his name is ride up on a motorcycle. Mary Sue jumps on back and they ride off.}

STEVE: That chick's weird. It's like LOL WUT.

RUMBLE RED: No one ever know what you're saying.

STEVE: Whatever, we don't forgive or forget lulz.