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Summary

The league of un-featured characters are reformed but they are eager to reappear on Conchris' E-mail show

Page Title: 99 E-mails on the wall.

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Generic email song here.

Dear Conchris,
I am now fine.
I have reformed the un-featured characters,
and we are eager to re-appear on your e-mail.
Yours Something-ly,
Forest

CONCHRIS: Ah! Forest! The Greggo I left in H0M3574R W1K1, how nice to hear of you, you've reformed the unfeatured characters? Those guys are evil, alright I suppose, meet me at The Stick during the afternoon.

{Cut to a time card saying "This afternoon..." then cut to The Stick}

{Conchris walks on-screen}

CONCHRIS: {pointing at Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat} What are they doing here?

STRONG BAD: Look, we were just hanging out, you know. And um... these guys came in and... umm... RUN THE CHEAT!

{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat runs off-screen}

CONCHRIS: Okay... Right, before we get started...

{Homestar's head pops up amongst the group}

HOMESTAR: Oh hello! Are you here for my bread sing-a-longs?

CONCHRIS: No, and you're ruining everything. Go away.

HOMESTAR: {angry expression} FINE! {pops head back into the group and walks off}

CONCHRIS: As I was saying...

{The King of Town comes on-screen}

THE KING OF TOWN: Oh! Are you having like...uh... a party here? Am I invited?

CONCHRIS: Look. Kingy. You've banned me once {lifts up a piece of paper with the words "Bannination for being sucky" on it and throws it over his shoulder} and you've locked me up in a dungeon once, and even if this were a party, it would be a beat the everloving snot out of Kingy party.

{Pan to the air}

THE KING OF TOWN: {off-screen} Hey, wait. What are you doing? AHHH!

{The King of Town flies up into the air and off-screen}

{Pan down}

CONCHRIS: That was a stress reliever. As I was saying, I will let you in on the show. But...

{Bubs comes on-screen}

CONCHRIS: Oh let me guess, you must pay a ridicolous fee in order to hang out at The Stick

BUBS: You got it right! Now hand over 50 Bucks!

{Conchris gives Bubs 50$ and Bubs goes off-screen}

CONCHRIS: Now where was I? Oh yes, but only one of you can appear in an email except in some situations.

HOMSCHOOL RUNNER: Like that 50th Email thing?

CONCHRIS: {shudders} Don't give me bad memories.

FOREST: And that 75th Email?

CONCHRIS: Umm, we didn't celebrate that...

SOME GUY: The Judge Pwnzors email?

CONCHRIS: I do not want any more bad memories of that stuff...

SOME OTHER GUY: {smirking} And your 25th Email?

CONCHRIS: Stop it! Please! I'm begging you!

CRUROAR: Your 98th Email?

CONCHRIS: AHHHHH! {runs off-screen} {offscreen} AAAHHHHHHHH!

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, 20X6!"}

CRUROAR: I think we went too harsh on him.

HOMSCHOOL WINNER: Oh cares? We got our revenge!

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