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Summary

Conchris answers his one hundredth email and is asked to make a movie about the characters ever to appear on the show

Page Title: init Con_email refresh daemon

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Initiate Con Email refresh daemon. Oh wait, that line was used in a Strong Bad Email... DARN!

Dear Conchris,
It's you 100^th Email!
Why not make a movie with all the characters ever to appear in your e-mail?
Yours celebrated-ly,
Strong Sader

Well, Strong Sader, I already did that, I'll show it to you.

{Cut to a blue screen, Con_Email.exe appears in the middle, and then action-y music plays and the words Character movie appears below it}

{Cut to The Field, Conchris jumps in with Cruroar, as if to escape Homschool Winner whom is supposedly holding a laser gun, names appear above them}

{Cut to Blue Fadey Land}

CONRIL: Hey there peoples! Toothpaste is the way of cookies!

{Strong Mad punches Conril offscreen}

STRONG MAD: TOO ANNOYING!

{Cut to W1K1}

FOREST: I am a Greggo, watch me dance. {ducks then comes back up, this repeats for 10 times} I hate being a Greggo...

{Cut to 20X6 The Field}

CHRISCON: Hey! What is that? Is that old camera asking for a CHALLENGE?

CONCHRIS: {offscreen, supposedly operating the camera} You have 5 seconds, go.

CHRISCON: Hi! My name is Chriscon! And this is my pet, Cruriro-

{Cut to a fuzz then cut to The Stick}

HOMESTAR: What am I doing here again?

HOMSCHOOL WINNER: HOMESTAR! You're not supposed to be in this scene!

HOMSCHOOL RUNNER: Yeah! Go somewhere else to sing your stead stup-id-ongs!

HOMESTAR: FINE!

{Cut to Cruriroar's Space Ship}

TAMPO: Erm... Why are we here again? We only appeared once, it doesn't count!

BRODY: I don't know, some idiot must've wrote us into here.

VOICEOVER: WILL YOU TWO BE {bleeping} QUIET? I'M TRYING TO BREAK A FOURTH WALL HERE!

{Cut to another place}'

THE KING OF TOWN: Camera, it has come to our attention that YOU suck! You'll be banned for being too sucky!

{Camera fuzzes, cut to Conchris' Computer room}

CONCHRIS: Horrah, that sucked. Let's stretch the 100th email even further by doing a flashback of how I actually met Cruroar! Just like Strong Bad did!

{Cut to a book with the title "Conchris and that Giant Egg Thingy...."}

CONCHRIS: Conchris and that Giant Egg Thingy dot dot dot dot. {page turns, the background is the moon, Conchris is playing a tennis game with Strong Bad} Conchris is finishing up a tennis game with Strong Bad, he is winning one million to 5. {Conchris} You see. {normal} Conchris said, {Conchris} One million is definitely a bigger number than five! {Strong Bad} Oh I see! said Mr. No-shirt. {Page turns to reveal a bridge that looks like gold} And so, Conchris and Strong Bad went a sweet, sweet gold bridge back to Free Country USA. {close up, Strong Bad} I'ma go and try and beat Homestar in a competition! {normal} Said Strong Bad. {Conchris} Loser. {normal} said Conchris. {Conchris} Big Loser. {Normal} Conchris then finds an egg. {Conchris} Awesome! {Normal} Said Big-headed Conchris. {Conchris} A giant egg! {Normal} Homestar pops out of the side of the egg and says {Homestar} How do you like my egg, stranger? {Conchris} Go away! It was my egg first! {Normal} said Red Shirt. {Homestar} I found it before you times infinity {normal} said Duck Shirt. The what was the young thin Prince of Town but now fat came up to them and said {King of Town} Homestar! You're being banned because it came to my attention that you suck! {Homestar} Oh no! Not banned! {Normal} said Duck-shirt. Then the egg exploded, out came a lifetimes supply of fishsticks...And a The Cruroar! {Cruroar pops out of the egg} {Cut to Conchris} {Conchris} Awesome! My very own a The Cruroar! {Normal} Said Conchris. The End.

{Cut to the computer room, the Smandy 206 displays a message}

Congrats on your 100th email, Conchris!

CONCHRIS: Finally! Now to umm... Celebrate by... umm... saying email 100 times. No wait that was used, I know, I'll say random stuff. {starts saying gibberish}

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, Happy 100th Email!"}

CONCHRIS: Wait... Wasn't I supposed to be in space?

{Cruroar comes onscreen}

CRUROAR: We are! The room you are in is the ship's replica of your Computer room.

CONCHRIS: Oh no. I've been somewhere before, I don't want to do it again! {falls onto the floor, face first}

Fun Facts

Easter Eggs

• Click on the Congrats to see a scene.
• Click on the 1 to see another scene.

Easter Egg Transcript 1

{Cut to The Field}

HOMESTAR: Happy one hundredth boithday Conchris!

{Homschool Winner comes onscreen}

HOMSCHOOL WINNER: Wow, how original. Mr. Unoriginality!

Easter Egg Transcript 2

{Cut to Chriscon's computer room, Chriscon's favourite power up is taped to the monitor}

CHRISCON: Dear Conchris, Congratulations on your 100th Email Challenge! I'm sending you my favourite power up to you. Chriscon. SENDING DEUCE! {The email is sent and the power up mysteriously is sent with the email} Now for more challenges.

Author's Comment

Don't know/5 - Blue