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Con email.exe/67
From Wuw Archive
Summary
In the dark vacume of Wikiverses, Conchris gets an email and everything becomes crazy again.
Cast: Conchris
Transcript
CONCHRIS: {thinking} Ugh...Where am I? Am I in the deep, dark Wikiverse space?! I wonder why I'm floating. I have no idea why.
{Lappy 600C floats in}
LAPPY 600C: Hello, Conchris, you have 3 new emails.
CONCHRIS: {thinking} Ugh, great, an Alpha-Stan Wanna-be.
Dear Conchris, I am emailing you to inform you that you have been offically declared cool by me Darksideoftheschwartz
LAPPY 600C: Do you want me to activate thinking-to-word.exe?
CONCHRIS: {thinking} Okay.
LAPPY 600C: I've activated it. Just don't think of the... wait... Who was it again? You knew what happened last email.
CONCHRIS: {thinking} As if anybody reads the last email...
{Cut to some guy's room}
SOME GUY: I'm glad to have a line of dialouge.
SOME OTHER GUY: {pops in} Hi! My name is Some Other Guy and this is my one line of dialouge!
SOME GUY: Go away, this email is getting better.
{Cut back to Lappy 600C}
CONCHRIS: {thinking} Me? Cool? Why would you email me if you consider me cool? I WAS in Wikiverse W1K1, you know. I can check Recent Changes.
LAPPY 600C: Good jorb on punching a cow.
CONCHRIS: {thinking, looking freaked out and deformed} PUNCH A COW?!
LAPPY 600C: Yes, I AM an Alpha Wanna-Be.
HOMESTAR: {floating across screen} It's truuuuuueeeee......
CONCHRIS: Don't tell me this will be short!
FOREST: {floating across screen} If I ever become human, remind me to kick you.
CONCHRIS: Hey, I can talk!
LAPPY 600C: And you can walk!
CONCHRIS: Duh...
BUBS: {floating across screen} Talking in space is 500 dollas!
CONCHRIS: Ugh. Just end this email before...
CONCHRIS: One more reference and then BOOM!
{The space turns into W1K1 background}
CONCHRIS: Back? Yippee! Now I can...
ANTI-???: How are you gentlemen?
CONCHRIS: Well, I get signal. Who are you?
ANTI-???: I am the last person you will ever see in this life! {charges in with a knife in hand}
CONCHRIS: OH CRUD! Violence knife!
NARRATOR: WIMP'D!
CONCHRIS SUB: {In a monotone} Oh no! He's gonna stab me with a knife!
ANTI-??? SUB: {In a monotone} Yes, with this butter knife...
{The Conchris sub side-steps and the Anti-??? sub falls over, the subs change back to Conchris and Anti-???}
CONCHRIS: What the crud was that?
ANTI-???: YOUR DOOM! {prepares to slice the knife}
{As Anti-??? tries to slice Conchris, Forest gets in the way}
FOREST: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo... {head gets chopped off} oooooooooo..... {talking gets slower like a tape recorder slowing} ooooooo.
CONCHRIS: FOREST!
ANTI-???: {sarcastically} Forest!
CONCHRIS: Why did you have to go and shut down Forest! YOU MONSTER!
ANTI-???: Thanks, I've been practising.
CONCHRIS: Not funny. ICE!
{Conchris points his finger at Anti-???, a ray of ice comes out and hits Anti-??? freezing him into a ice cube}
CONCHRIS: Don't mess with the Wikiverse Master. Wait? Since when did I become a Wikiverse Master all of a sudden?
{Information Guy comes in}
INFORMATION GUY: Because you coined the word "Wikiverse".
CONCHRIS: Did I? I dunno...
{The paper comes down}
CONCHRIS: Since when did The Paper have a mind of its own?
{The paper covers the screen}
CONCHRIS: Good days... Good days...
Changes
- The email was changed to reflect "Bonus Stages and the new Car killed Bonus Stage" fiasco.
