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Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Tahu, Homestar

Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: January 26th, 2007

Transcript

File:LucasTahu.PNG
An artist's rendition of what Tahu might look like.

ARUSEUS: All Aruseuses check Arumail, just as all toasters toast toast.

{Aruseus clicks the email icon}

Subject: Tahu

I'm coming to your house!
Lovingly yours,

Tahu

ARUSEUS: {sarcastically} Oh great. Another visitor. {typing} Well, Tahu, you didn't even give me time for me to get ready, clean the house, take a shower, and stuff like that.

TOM: Already done.

ARUSEUS: Huh?

TOM: Seeing as you do no chores at all, I did your chores for you.

ARUSEUS: Bleh. Chores suck.

TOM: Whatever. I'm going out with Je-I MEAN...Getting groceries.

ARUSEUS: {slyly} Sure 'ya are...

TOM: Shut up! Maybe I kinda like her...

ARUSEUS: Yeah...I've got someone coming over, so can you get out?

TOM: Is she your girlfriend? {laughs} I'm out.

{Tom walks towards the front door, he opens it to reveal Tahu at the door.}

TOM: {feeling awkward} Oh! You must be Aruseus...friend... {normal} Nice gloves. I'm out.

{Tom leaves}

TAHU: Thanks!

{Tahu walks and sits on the couch, Aruseus is sitting there.}

TAHU: So...

ARUSEUS: I still have that Brawl copy I made in email 62.

TAHU: Cool. Who'd you add?

ARUSEUS: Waluigi, Lucario, Bomberman, Megaman, All characters from Melee except for the Doc, Ness, Young Link, Roy, and Pichu, etc.

TAHU: I kinda liked Young Link, but... LET'S PLAY! {selects Sonic}

ARUSEUS: You're on! {selects Lucario}

HOMESTAR: What you guys doing? {pronounces "doy-ng"}

ARUSEUS AND TAHU: WHA! {drops controllers}

ARUSEUS: How'd you get here?!

HOMESTAR: Tom left the door open.

ARUSEUS: Argh...

HOMESTAR: Can I play?

ARUSEUS: Fine...

HOMESTAR: Okays! {selects Mario}

{They start playing}

GAME: GAME SET! THE WINNER IS MARIO!

ARUSEUS: He freakin' pummeled us!

'TAHU: WHA!? How could I lose to Homestar!?

ARUSEUS: Well at least you weren't dead last.

HOMESTAR: Again?

ARUSEUS: No, I'm bringing this to a close.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

Click on Tahu at the end for an extra line:

HOMESTAR: Why the crap am I not in this?

TAHU: You're in Super Star Smashers, not this game.

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