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Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Strong Bad, Female Lappy 486, Grundy

Places: Computer Room, Strong Bad's Room, Marshmallow's Last Stand

Date: June 21, 2007

Computer: A-Tech 950

Transcript

ARUSEUS: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbay, I mean, Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail...

Hello Aruseus. You have 1 new email.

ARUSEUS: Ooh. {Clicks the email icon}

Subject:Coffee and Crullers

Dear Aruseus,
{Yawns} Do you know any good places for coffee?
I've been up since 4:30 A.M.,
because of 1-Up's bouncing off the walls.
Tiredly,
Grundy

ARUSEUS: {typing} Coffee you say, eh, Grundzy? Well, I have never been to any coffee place, I mean, I've had coffee, but a little too much of it once...

Yay. A flashback.

{Cut to Strong Bad's Room, Strong Bad is checking an email, Aruseus is by him, caffinated and crazy, his eyes twitching and his entire body constantly shaking}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Ok! I'll finally answer that stupid question! How to type with boxing gloves on is-

ARUSEUS: {quickly} Hey, Strong Bad is that an email? I like emails! I like pie too! Look at me! I love pie and I'll do a dance!

{Aruseus starts dancing}

STRONG BAD: Get out of my room!

ARUSEUS: {quickly} Why, SB, why? Ya' know what I have to say to that? Meh, Strong Bad, MEH!

{The Female Lappy appears on the screen}

FEMALE LAPPY: Strong Bad. Give him what for.

STRONG BAD: Ok, dearie.

ARUSEUS: {quickly} Ooh! Is that an Alpha Stan thingy? I have one too! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

{Strong Bad throws the Lappy at Aruseus' head, knocking him out cold, the Lappy, somehow, is not broken, and Strong Bad manages to catch it as it is flying back.}

STRONG BAD: And stay out!

{Cut back to A-tech}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Yeah, that wasn't much of a good memory, but I'm still stumped on what place would be good for coffee. Hmm...maybe some music will jog my memory.

{Five second pause}

ARUSEUS: Never mind.

Marshmallow's Last Stand, maybe?

ARUSEUS: Isn't that a marshmallow place?

Remember when The Cheat stuffed all those fries in his mouth?

ARUSEUS: You're right, that was funny.

No, I mean that they have other stuff there, like fries or burgers or coffee.

ARUSEUS: You're right. {typing} Ok, Grundy. Wherever you are from, come to Free Country USA's Marshmallow's Last Stand. I'll be there. {leaves}

{Cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand, with Aruseus and Grundy, Aruseus has some fries, while Grundy has a cup of coffee}

GRUNDY: {sips coffee} Aah, much better. Thanks, Aruseus.

ARUSEUS: No problem.

{Aruseus picks up a menu, on the back it has "Click here to email Aruseus" written on it}

ARUSEUS: I wonder what I'm having for dessert...

Fun Facts

• Alpha Stan mentions Summer Short Shorts when he mentions when The Cheat stuffed all those fries in his mouth.
• Strong Bad was about to mention how he types with boxing gloves on, though he probably would never tell.
• When Aruseus says, "Meh, Strong Bad, Meh!" it references the Wiki User MehStrongBadMeh.