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RUMBLE RED: I think I am going to check my email!!

Dear Rumble Red,
what is joke?
in rushia we haff lost of factorie but little joke
-TW Amazon

{Suddenly a Mary Sue jumps out of nowhere}

MARY SUE: I can answer that one. I spent a few years at Pacific Coast Academy with Zoey and we spent a long time making jokes and talking about how all of the guys liked me because I was so beautiful.

{A STEVE APPEARS}

STEVE: Please. That show sucks. The funniest thing ever? Barrel roll. That my friend is a joke.

RUMBLE RED: Hmm, I think a joke is something that is comical in any form. Like the thought of a filthy capitalist society!

STEVE: No man don't be an hero, just say some Barrel Rolls a few times.

RUMBLE RED: Barrel Roll Barrel Roll Barrel Roll Barrel Roll... this is less exciting than I thought.

STEVE: {cracking up} BARREL ROLL! This is the epitome of comedy.

MARY SUE: Uh, well I know Harry Potter personally (oh yeah I'm part witch) and we made jokes all the time about how Draco looked stupid but he so secretly wanted me that's both Harry and Draco by the way. And they so wanted each other too.

RUMBLE RED: I want a classless society!

MARY SUE: Or you could be random! Like WAFFLES OF DOOM or something. That's my DeviantArt name by the way.

STEVE: COMBO BREAKER! Hey anonymous question asker, lemme tell you a story. Once I was telling a joke and my mom got real scared and said I'm moving with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air! Oh, you just got Bel Aired!

{Rumble Red and Mary Sue stare}

STEVE: Whatever, see you guys later. I'ma go charge my laser and shoop da woop a bit.

{Suddenly Homestar and Pom Pom walk in}

HOMESTAR: I'd like to question the author's motives. It seems he's trying to simply get some lines in and more characters.

POM POM: {bubbles}

HOMESTAR: Yeah, you're right. Let's go to Subway man, I could use a sandwich.

{Suddenly Homestar and Pom Pom walk out}

MARY SUE: Um... what? {she pushes back her gorgeous chocolate brown hair which allows the light to gleam in her flawless and stunningly beautiful blue eyes}

STEVE: Later ballers. NEVAR FORGET!!

RUMBLE RED: Mary Sue, would you mind leaving as well? I have some friends I'm meeting here.

MARY SUE: Yeah, not a problem. Link invited me to this sweet party at Hyrule Castle. I'm going, but Zelda and Midna are going to be so jealous. They need to realize that he is mine now, not theirs. I mean, I understand losing your man, I should know I dated both Zach and Cody at the same time, but sometimes you just need to know when it's over and when it's not. I mean, girl please. This has been over for years. You'll never get your blue eyed, blonde haired beauty again. Link and I are in love. A lot. We looked into each others eyes last night and kissed and it was magical. His eyes seemed to tell me that we would be together forever, and I could see us growing old in them, and it was the most beautiful and amazing thing in my life.

Welp, later dudes.

RUMBLE RED: To answer your question Annony, a joke is something one does for comical pleasure.