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Summary

Death leaves for a week-long buisness trip to Iraq(sorry if I offend). Meanwhile, Chaos is given heed of Badstar's Death.

Transcript

{Opens in Pandemonium, Where Death and Chaos are.}

DEATH: Mell, son, I leave this entire buisness to you. I need to go help the crisis in Iraq...Worsen!

CHAOS: Okay, Dad. Just go.

{Death Disappears in a flurry of purple smoke and Bats, Like in Gauntlet:Seven Sorrows.}

CHAOS: Now, to catch up on current events.

{Chaos strides over to a computer, and it shows Wikihood's first episode playing.}

CHAOS: I wonder if they know they really need to dip into the action in this series, but that's only my opinion. Heh! Insanity Prawn Boy is there!

{Chaos turns off the computer.}

CHAOS: I better check the Death Summons on earth.

{Chaos strodes into a library, and picks up a parchment. It only has one name on it:Badstar.}

CHAOS: Well, how coincidental! Though, it appears he has a while until he dies, so, I can worry about him later.

{Chaos puts down the parchment, and Hades walks in.}

HADES: Hey, big champ! I just got here after the universal Underworld Mesh.

CHAOS: Whelp, I don't want to see you unless I give you permission to enter this library.

HADES: Well, I wanted to check up on my favorite boss.

CHAOS: I'm your ONLY boss.

HADES: Exactly.

CHAOS: Idiot. Now, I hear that Wikihood is going to tear the fabric of reality.

HADES: How so?

CHAOS: Some crazy plotline, I guess. So, I want to counteract it, and conquer earth!

HADES: What about the other villains?

CHAOS: The Enigma serves as a delicious Pawn in this game.

HADES: Don't you mean Insanity Prawn Boy?

CHAOS: I said Pawn, not prawn.

HADES: Ah. Continue.

CHAOS: So, I need to devise a plan.

HADES: Uh-huh.

CHAOS: That means you leave now.

HADES: Uh-huh.

CHAOS: So, what are you waiting for?

HADES: Uh-huh.

CHAOS: GO!

{Hades disappears in a flash of smoke.}

CHAOS: So, I'll brainstorm my plan.

THE END!

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