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Wikihood: Origins/Chaos/1
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Summary
Death leaves for a week-long buisness trip to Iraq(sorry if I offend). Meanwhile, Chaos is given heed of Badstar's Death.
Transcript
{Opens in Pandemonium, Where Death and Chaos are.}
DEATH: Mell, son, I leave this entire buisness to you. I need to go help the crisis in Iraq...Worsen!
CHAOS: Okay, Dad. Just go.
{Death Disappears in a flurry of purple smoke and Bats, Like in Gauntlet:Seven Sorrows.}
CHAOS: Now, to catch up on current events.
{Chaos strides over to a computer, and it shows Wikihood's first episode playing.}
CHAOS: I wonder if they know they really need to dip into the action in this series, but that's only my opinion. Heh! Insanity Prawn Boy is there!
{Chaos turns off the computer.}
CHAOS: I better check the Death Summons on earth.
{Chaos strodes into a library, and picks up a parchment. It only has one name on it:Badstar.}
CHAOS: Well, how coincidental! Though, it appears he has a while until he dies, so, I can worry about him later.
{Chaos puts down the parchment, and Hades walks in.}
HADES: Hey, big champ! I just got here after the universal Underworld Mesh.
CHAOS: Whelp, I don't want to see you unless I give you permission to enter this library.
HADES: Well, I wanted to check up on my favorite boss.
CHAOS: I'm your ONLY boss.
HADES: Exactly.
CHAOS: Idiot. Now, I hear that Wikihood is going to tear the fabric of reality.
HADES: How so?
CHAOS: Some crazy plotline, I guess. So, I want to counteract it, and conquer earth!
HADES: What about the other villains?
CHAOS: The Enigma serves as a delicious Pawn in this game.
HADES: Don't you mean Insanity Prawn Boy?
CHAOS: I said Pawn, not prawn.
HADES: Ah. Continue.
CHAOS: So, I need to devise a plan.
HADES: Uh-huh.
CHAOS: That means you leave now.
HADES: Uh-huh.
CHAOS: So, what are you waiting for?
HADES: Uh-huh.
CHAOS: GO!
{Hades disappears in a flash of smoke.}
CHAOS: So, I'll brainstorm my plan.
THE END!