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SI gets deja vu with Call of duty four.

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Let me just get one thing straight: I hated call of duties one two three and four. In fact, the only part I ever liked in a Cod game was the elaboratly hard airplane epilouge in morden warfare which made my brother hurtle his controller across the room and run to him room looking like a boiled carrot. I liked this because it gave me four days free of him badgering me to play more call of duty with him. So, seeing as I dispised the last four games you’d think it’d be the same: and I was completly right.

Okay, I guess the gameplay and weaponry has changed abit but that doesn’t matter. The story really ticks me off as it is, yet again, some fat American doing god knows what in world war two. This really annoys me as America didn’t really do anything at all in the second world war apart from the last half year when they nuked Japan and banned fallout three. Okay, maybe I’m sounding a little racist here but I don’t mean too , I can’t help it. America relishes in the fact they, inverted commas cough cough cough, won the second world war. It was actually Britain and Russia that did most of it. So, wait, what was I talking about? I need to look at the top of my page.

Oh, yeah, Cod:wow, which is really fitting as, the “wow” factor really is as exciting AS a cod. Nothings changed since Cod: Em double-you. Well, there is one thing. When you complete the game it decides you shouldn’t go online to help some noob, probably my best friend, to obliterate a entire army worth of nazis, they instead tell you to team up with Master Cheif, Marcus Fenix and Megaman, as you have to fight wave after excruciatingly hard to kill wave, of zombies. Oh, wait, not zombies, NAZI zombies. Which are apperently well-armored as it takes nine clips of ammo to kill one, and don’t forget there’s an entire swarm coming at you, you really are pretty much screwed unless Solid Snake is there to assassinate them for you.

So, to sum the game up, it seems a bit of a dissapointment to me, especially as several websites seemed to want to make out with the thing. Gears of war was better. Any offense I may have caused in this video is entirely unintentional.

-Prince of Persia is really hard.

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