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Challenge one winner: Diary of a Lonely Gay Kraken by Theodore Cheesenten
Dear Diary, Today I woke up lonely in my lonely gay house. I hate being lonely and gay. I was reading my Bible and it told me to go shopping so I went. I went to this one man at the mall and began making love to him passionately on the floor. He hit me. -Kraken